There have been many famous boys throughout the years: Superboy, Cancer Boy, Tommy Boy, Game Boy, Boy George, Soulja Boy, Astro Boy, Fall Out Boy, Pony Boy, the Boy in the Box, John Boy, Bugle Boy, La-Z-Boy, Bob’s Big Boy (also regionally known as Marc’s Big Boy), Bat Boy, and Brian Boitano. There is one, however, that just missed this list and that would be “Bicycle Boy.” Fans of Wildboyz will certainly recognize him as none other than Chotu Lial, that zany Hindu with numerous tricks up his sleeves and one hell of a manic laugh in his throat. Chotu was so productive on this fine Hindu day that many of his wacky stunts went straight to DVD—or rather they were supposed to go straight to DVD. Instead they went straight to nowhere. But now they’re here, and that’s somewhere, so there. (more…)
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You don’t have to be a herpetologist like Henry Rollins to enjoy this Wildboyz outcast, but I suppose it certainly does help to have some kind of tortoise in the closet of your past. I mean, I have, so I do find it rather funny in the “What the fuck do I do with this uncooperative shell of an animal?” kind of way, because once upon a time I, too, had one of these Testudine moments in my lifetime. (more…)