oompa loompa doompaty dvd doo (i’ve got another lost segment for you!)
Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but I swear from the moment we first blued-up Wee-Man for the Big Brother shit video in 1995, Jeff Tremaine was hell bent for Wonka on stuffing him into an Oompa Loompa costume. Five years later his wish came true. This was, however, not something entirely done for jackass, as it occurred within the “tweener” stage of Tremaine’s involvement with Big Brother magazine and the show—right around the time MTV was mulling over the idea of giving these idiots money to film a pilot presentation in early 2000—and primarily focused on Wee-Man’s pro spotlight interview/photo spreads. Jeff wisely banked some Oompa Loompa video footage, though, knowing full well he’d be able to put it to good use when the time was right.
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Y'know, now that I look at these photos from Wildboyz days past, I'm not sure whether our week of discovery is coming to a close or coming out of the closet.
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Plodding in the famous barbaric footfalls of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sir Chris Pontius clanks his way around the rental grounds of an annual Renaissance Faire in Long Beach, California, in search of a Wee pesky dragon.
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Before the Wildboyz formally became the Wildboyz in 2003, one of the working titles being bandied about was "Safari Dudes." Of course, the "safari" term doesn't necessarily translate to all foreign locales.
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As many of you may know by now, Wee-Man has entered the food business. This October he\'s going to be opening the doors of his very own branch of Chronic Tacos in Redondo Beach, CA, on the corner of PCH and Torrance Blvd.
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photo of the day – days of disco
Whoa, who are all these fresh-faced pups? This was an interesting night on jackass the movie, as Johnny Knoxville wanted nothing whatsoever to do with “Cube Truck Roller Disco.” Maybe he had a bad disco experience as a kid, I don’t know, but the one thing I do know is that he had a really bad karaoke experience with a Wham! song that I only wish we could post the laughable recording of here on jackassworld. Anyway, the rest of the cast was not so lucky in their ability to opt out on this shoot, but they still put on their best ’70s face and went for it in style. In the end it was Bam who figured out that the quickest and most direct route from beginning to end of filming was to simply whore yourself out to physics. One vertical face-plant into the roll-down door and that was all she wrote on this 60-seconds of cinematic history. Bonus trivia: I believe the added danger of bowling balls was originally written into this bit, but then some rocket scientist figured out that all to be gained from including those in the chaotic mix would be broken ankles and other indiscriminate blunt force traumas. (more…)
So while out on the "dudes on the lake" tour, we drank every night but this night was exceptional. Jeff and his buddy Sweet Willy decided to play Dave (Jeff's brother) and I at a lovely game of Cornhole.
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So how does one rally after a night of shirtless ping-ponging with the boys? By taking it to the lake, that's how. First up was Wee-Man who worked the wake with—what else—a wake skate. Hence the shoes and frontside lipslide.
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Okay, since some uppity midjits complained about "getting better photos," here you go. These are hot off the card, taken from the first night of our unofficial jackassworld summer vacation. I've forgotten what most of the game play rules were here
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With the smell of sweat-soaked pads wafting through the Los Angeles morning air, we're more than happy to jump and fuck the shit out of a hot Google keyword. So here's a playlist of X-like encounters from jackass, Wildboyz, and Nitro Circus
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