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photo of the day – chris pontius and steve-o

After the three-toed amphiuma photo the other day, I wondered if there was anything else in the Wildboyz photo archive that surpassed its level of sex appeal. There’s a lot that comes close—real close—but for sheer sexy I’m not so sure that particular shot is topable. Toppable? Topabble? Toppababble? Fuck it, new word time: Topable, something incapable of being surpassed in its extreme level of intimacy no matter which way it is mounted. You can write that in the margin of your pocket Websters or Oxford dictionary later. Anyway, perhaps “top-offable” would be a more proper usage in this “Bend over, boy!” or “Fill ‘er up!” sense, but in rooting about I did run across this shot of the two all twixt up in a heated game of “Gator Twister”. In some way I suppose it is even more uncomfortable than the amphiuma examination, if only by the addition of teeth to the mix, but that’s just what makes the Wildboyz outstanding in their field. Where exactly that field is located, I still have no idea, but that’s generally how it goes with pioneers and tough love.

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photo of the day – chris pontius and steve-o
Steve-O and Chris Pontius explore the mysteries of the three-toed amphiuma in the Louisiana bayou on Wildboyz.
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in honor of steve irwin day
Steve-O and Chris Pontius learn all about the Australian freshwater crocodile by sticking their finger inside of it Steve Irwin-style on Wildboyz.
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jackass archive – ice block skating
Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Danger Ehren, and Dave England try their feet out at ice block skating on jackass.
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happy birthday, kurt vonnegut!
Johnny Knoxville joins the Wildboyz for an afternoon of joyriding expensive Russian military hardware.
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photo of the day – jxpx blackmon

So if you’ve ever wondered why we consistently refer to JxPx Blackmon as our “shady” propmaster, perhaps you will wonder no more after seeing this photo. He looks shady, right? Total shady. Like Ally Sheedy shady in The Breakfast Club (1985). Understand, please, that I’m not inferring he has anything whatsoever like salad tossing on his mind, but let’s just say it’s a good thing for everyone involved that there was a tankful of equally shady manatees on hand to do the dirty work.

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happy 40th anniversary, sesame street!
Chris Pontius and Steve-O attempt to entertain a snake with a puppet show before resorting to adult entertainment in Australia.
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“…gross and outrageous and, oddly enough, a turn-on.”
Steve-O flips, flails, and falls into elephant poo and, subsequently, hearts across America.
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A Day of the Dead dance party with Chris Pontius and Steve-O on Wildboyz.
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¡daytona de los muertos!
Chris Pontius and Steve-O celebrate a bone-jarring Daytona of the Dead in Mexico on Wildboyz.
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