the wildboyz – saving the animal kingdom one species at a time
Following my sincere Canadarantings yesterday, I thought it best to address another great historical black eye in its history: The theft of its rightful oil-rich lands bordering the Pacific Ocean. I am, of course, referring to Alaska, one of only two states that are not a contiguous part of America, land of the brave, home of the free. But hey, that’s what a little foresight will do for a country, you know. Snooze you lose, and so on and so forth. We can’t help it if y’all were too busy playing mounties with the moose in the woods or drunkenly stumbling across the Northwest Territories in pursuit of the great reindeer migrations thinking they would lead you to Santa’s doorstep and an ever-loving goldmine of toys, toys, toys! And elves … don’t forget the elves. But who can blame you, really. We have our issues, too, first and foremost an extremely queer obsession with fame, celebrity, and color-coded Homeland Security threat levels. Want to save the world? Like really save the world? Stop paying attention to TMZ. Boycott People and US magazines. Don’t give a good goddamn what Amtrak mess Britney Spears or any of her carbon copy ilk have gotten themselves into this week. Because what words of wisdom did Bill Murray dispense to Christopher Makepeace and all the other underdogs in the summer camp classic Meatballs (1979)? “It just doesn’t matter.” Say it with me. “It just doesn’t matter … it just doesn’t matter … IT JUST DOESN’T MATTER!” But by god what does matter is that you don’t forget to reserve your ticket to see jackass 3D, coming October 15th, 2010, to a digitally-revolutionized theater near you! Power to the people!
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Tropical pole vaulting on the beaches of Miami with Steve-O on jackass the movie.
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Chris Pontius and Steve-O field test a pair of ice monkey costumes on the rugged and beast-filled terrain of Alaska on Wildboyz.
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oh, dashing through the snow…
…on a ten dog open sled, o’er the fields we go, bare-assed all the way! Okay, so the Christmas song may not be the same, but the spirited sentiment remains as Chris Pontius and Steve-O flirt with an unconventional frostbite on their cheeks. But if I’d had my musical way on this piece, like if we could’ve played fantasy soundtrack with a fantasy music licensing budget, I would’ve broke my imaginary bank on the rights to Led Zeppelin’s “Immigrant Song” to score this canine-assisted incidence of alpine streaking. Hammer of the fucking Gods!
A jackassworld holiday greeting card.
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Steve-O barges through a fluorescent tube formation in Mumbai, India, while filming for jackass number two.
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Steve-O briefly faces but mainly flees from his fear of the jabiru stork while on a Wildboyz shoot in Belize.
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Post-jackass number two, Steve-O fell into a blizzard of drug, alcohol, and rap abuse, the downward culmination of which eventually warranted an intervention from his close friends. Here’s everything that followed his first few months in rehab, as well as his subsequent return to the spotlight on Dancing With The Stars and the brutally honest look back on his life of substance abuse with Steve-O: Demise and Rise.
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watch steve-o: demise and rise (uncensored) |
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watch behind the scenes of demise and rise |
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watch steve-o - a jackass video timeline |
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think mtv – resources on substance abuse |
