In further edited moments from a live hour of startling clarity from the offices of jackassworld, Rick Kosick gives you an exclusive glimpse into our bipolar magic castle. Make of that what you will, but everyone loves a jolly bobbie…well, almost everyone. In Part 1, Kosick fields pre-selected questions from the community before circling in on Wolfie for the Fantasy Football kill (which may seem somewhat irrelevant in the grand scheme, but all shall be illuminated in the coming days from Dave Carnie). For the more fashionably conscious among you, please take note of Wolfie’s decorative sling apparel. He may be onto something here for the coming fall season. In Part 2, Chris Pontius brightens the afternoon with a description of his hypothetical daily duties here at jackassworld, which apparently involve sexual positioning for the most part. And just watch Wolfie work that camera to keep up with all of Chris’s kama sutric antics! What a professional—Chris, I mean.
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“i am having a great time in africa. tomorrow i am going on safari and then I’m heading up towards mozambique. i am learning to speak zulu and, to be honest, i think my penis is growing every day!”
—chris pontius, in an email update from africa
“wolfie’s gonna learn something today—get the flip cam out.”
—seth casriel, just before teaching greg wolf how to export a video clip
“i love giving sex advice. i did get a ‘c’ in sex ed, but my knowledge really comes from in the field experience.”
—shanna zablow, on her proposed new column for jackassworld (more…)