jackassworld

With the fog machine smoke still settling, Rick Kosick resumed his seat at the helm of jackassworld live this past Wednesday. If nothing else, maybe just to make up for the previous week’s “non-show” in which an unmanned computer looked out silently upon the jackassworld office as people went about their day-to-day working business (skateboarding, drinking, eating, and ordering tschochke holiday crap out of Madison’s school catalog). (more…)

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In further edited moments from a live hour of startling clarity from the offices of jackassworld, Rick Kosick gives you an exclusive glimpse into our bipolar magic castle. Make of that what you will, but everyone loves a jolly bobbie…well, almost everyone. In Part 1, Kosick fields pre-selected questions from the community before circling in on Wolfie for the Fantasy Football kill (which may seem somewhat irrelevant in the grand scheme, but all shall be illuminated in the coming days from Dave Carnie). For the more fashionably conscious among you, please take note of Wolfie’s decorative sling apparel. He may be onto something here for the coming fall season. In Part 2, Chris Pontius brightens the afternoon with a description of his hypothetical daily duties here at jackassworld, which apparently involve sexual positioning for the most part. And just watch Wolfie work that camera to keep up with all of Chris’s kama sutric antics! What a professional—Chris, I mean.

Yesterday on the extremely casual and laid back jackassworld live show, Rick Kosick announced the request for community members to film themselves “Awoooooo-ing” and upload the footage to jackassworld for Seth, the mastermind behind The Wolf Den’s call to arms, to edit into a montage. To participate, you simply need to look into a video camera and “Awooooo!” to your heart’s content; however, you must do so against a backdrop free from any copyrighted imagery, e.g. band or movie posters, artwork, magazine ads, etc., with absolutely NO background music playing. After humiliating yourself, take the file and upload it directly to the jackassworld servers here (acceptable formats include MOV, MPEG, MPG, MP4, WMV, ASF, and AVI, including DIVX; but not DCK, FCK, THE, CNT, HOL). Do not, I repeat, do not stick your video on youtube, as Seth will not be able to access the files for editing purposes. We will debut the final “Awoooo!” compilation during next week’s jackassworld live show, so please try and have your video uploaded by no later than Monday, August 4th. A-fucking-wooooooo!

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This jackassworld live replay starts off startlingly different than most, as it’s not Rick Kosick you will see hosting the show but in fact Jeff Tremaine. Not only that, but he’s wearing a diaper. We all are. The reason for this regressive garb and unorthodox show is simple, we’re having a party—a Depends Party! So grab a drink, don a diaper, and piss yourself silly as you watch the jackassworld crew experience the wonder of pissing themselves in the prime of their mid-life, a time when they can all genuinely revel in the novelty of willful incontinence. (more…)

For those of you who missed the jackassworld live show last night, here’s a sneak peak at the infantile gist of what went down. Look forward to seeing an extra-absorbent replay of our latest Depends Party™ this coming Sunday. Awoooooooo!

(photo by Sean Cliver; Hollywood, CA; 2008)

On this day in middle earth history, Seth Casriel slipped out of his mother’s birth canal and most likely criticized the whole experience in general. You know, how it sucks being cooped up in the womb for all that time, violently squeezed out into the light, and putting up with all that blood and uterine jelly goop that comes sliding out along with you—not to mention all that meshugana moaning and kvetching going on. Anyway, it wasn’t until many years later that Seth landed on the doorstep of Dickhouse at the very beginning of Wildboyz, shortly after Chris Pontius and Steve-O returned from their inaugural world travel to the country of South Africa where they jumped in the open waters with a great white shark, partook in the traditional ranger game of buck turd spitting, and accidentally burned down a hotel room (and subsequently “saved” a honeymooning bride and groom), but his very first editing experience involved making viewable magic out of Steve-O making out with a giraffe. Whether he’ll admit to enjoying it or not, Seth has been with us ever since (it’s rather difficult to return to the real world after a prolonged stint of employment under the Dickhouse big top), and, with the advent of this site, transcended his solitary, cave-like editing existence to become a loved, hated, and incorrigible cornerstone of the jackassworld community.

“i am having a great time in africa. tomorrow i am going on safari and then I’m heading up towards mozambique. i am learning to speak zulu and, to be honest, i think my penis is growing every day!”
—chris pontius, in an email update from africa

“wolfie’s gonna learn something today—get the flip cam out.”
—seth casriel, just before teaching greg wolf how to export a video clip

“i love giving sex advice. i did get a ‘c’ in sex ed, but my knowledge really comes from in the field experience.”
—shanna zablow, on her proposed new column for jackassworld (more…)

Every great place has (or had) its great supporters. Jesus had his devoted disciples. Caesar had his legions of legionnaires. Mickey had his merry Mouseketeers. Manson even had his fucked-up family. And now jackassworld has its own manner of underground believers. Or so we’d like to believe. And this whimsical belief has led us—well, Seth really, the master and commander behind The Wolf Den^TM—to create this trailer of sorts. It’s embeddable (holy shit, that’s actually a real word? I thought spell check was gonna crack my knuckles for sure with that one…), so we implore you to take it and have your way with it. Hell, put it in Mianus for all I care. Just put it some place where others are likely to see it and get curious. Real curious. But not that curious.