photo of the day
Okay, I know what you are thinking: this screen-grab from my laptop looks like a crude drawing of a guy bent over from behind taking a poop. Well, you are exactly right. Unfortunately I can’t disclose much more than that right now, but very soon I will give you the full story behind (get it? “behind”) this Sean Cliver original drawing. I believe everyone in jackassworld will be extremely excited about the back story (get it? “back story”), though. I am really shitty (man, I’m funny) at keeping secrets so I should stop before I really let loose. Heh heh..
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Some people are blessed with the Midas touch, where anything and everything they touch turns to gold. But us, no, we're endowed with the Mianus touch, where anything and everything we touch either gets broken or shit on.
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The other day, courtesy of Street Bike Tommy*, I learned a new word: ergophobia, which can loosely mean the irrational fear of work or the workplace. I don't believe I have ergophobia per se, but I do have a fear of being contained in a cubicle-oriented environment**.
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Needless to say we've gotten more than our fair share of mileage off these plastic footballs. And for that I really do owe an apology to Preston Lacy. When five boxes of these promotional things washed up on our doorstep like refugee children from some war-torn, poverty-stricken Third World nation
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Before viewing, if you so dare (or care), I'd like to make a few things clear. First of all, and perhaps most importantly, Rick Kosick would not let me have a drink before we filmed this. True, I probably should have tossed one back prior to his showing up on my doorstep
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the wolfie diaries – the office prank
The other week I had a few family members in town and decided to ask for (and got) a day off from work. But while I was gone my office members decided to play a prank on me. And from what I hear they have never worked harder on anything. Before I go any further, let me set up what happened on my end. (more…)
You know, we keep cracking wise about these stupid plastic footballs, but the truth is they have afforded us immeasurable hours of pleasure. Sure, they\'re no substitute for a good glass bell jar, but what is?
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So the other day, while poring over our daily Omniture reports (the statistical crap that creepily shows all the recorded clicks and ticks behind the Interweb scenes), Derek was surprised to find a prominent bulge in our daily unique visitors this past Wednesday.
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It was my experience growing up that several personal upkeep tasks are learned in private and, much like masturbation, mostly through trial and error.
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First, an introduction. "Last Call" was a staple photo feature in Big Brother skateboard magazine that primarily consisted of the staff getting drunk with various pro skateboarders
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