jackassworld

First off, this is not a burning ring of fire. It’s horse shit and lots of it. “Horse Poo Joust” hails from the earliest months of filming for jackass in the summer of 2000, when our fecal fantasies were still in their infancy. (more…)

Part 9 of the jackassworld road trip, in which our mini-ramp shralpers—Wee Man, Chris Pontius, Danger Ehren, Preston Lacy, Dave England, Mike Kassak, Loomis Fall, JxPx Blackmon, Scott Manning, Dimitry Elyashkevich, Mike G., Rick Kosick, and Sean Cliver—tour some San Jose backyards during the day before taking up the good ol’ alcoholic torch for the night. (more…)

Part 8 of the jackassworld road trip, in which our tourist trap visitors—Wee Man, Chris Pontius, Danger Ehren, Preston Lacy, Dave England, Mike Kassak, Loomis Fall, JxPx Blackmon, Scott Manning, Dimitry Elyashkevich, Mike G., Rick Kosick, and Sean Cliver—hit up a few local Santa Cruz skate parks before arriving at the mystery decision to stop at the world famous Mystery Spot. (more…)

Part 7 of the jackassworld road trip, in which our fear-facing fellowship—Wee Man, Chris Pontius, Danger Ehren, Preston Lacy, Dave England, Mike Kassak, Loomis Fall, JxPx Blackmon, Scott Manning, Dimitry Elyashkevich, Mike G., Rick Kosick, and Sean Cliver—make a diversionary stop at the “Lost Boys” bridge in Santa Cruz, California. Here, hands shake, iPods drop, and a gutterpunk serenades, as tension mounts among the cast. (more…)

Part 6 of the jackassworld road trip, in which our ’80s skate spot shredders—Wee Man, Chris Pontius, Danger Ehren, Preston Lacy, Dave England, Mike Kassak, Loomis Fall, JxPx Blackmon, Scott Manning, Dimitry Elyashkevich, Mike G., Rick Kosick, and Sean Cliver—make a few scenic stops along Highway 1 to rip some prehistoric slabs of cement and view some local farting fauna.

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Rick came in my office last week with another one of his cockamamie ideas. “Hey Dave,” he bellowed, “I have an idea.” Oh great, here we go. “Why don’t we build a bunch of little Neil Blender ramps around the office.” Cockamamie, yes. Stupid, yes. Great idea? FUCK YES. But I took it one step further.

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With the fog machine smoke still settling, Rick Kosick resumed his seat at the helm of jackassworld live this past Wednesday. If nothing else, maybe just to make up for the previous week’s “non-show” in which an unmanned computer looked out silently upon the jackassworld office as people went about their day-to-day working business (skateboarding, drinking, eating, and ordering tschochke holiday crap out of Madison’s school catalog). (more…)

Ever since my son was born six years ago, I’ve found myself leading two separate lives and it really has become some Clark Kent shit. Each and every morning I wake up with one side of my brain firmly rooted in that of being a fully functional and responsible parent, while the other hemisphere idly waits in the wings to rot on whatever project Dickhouse may have going on in the 9-to-5 working sense. Then, when the whistle blows at occupational day’s end, I hurdle the cranial fence once more to reassume my mild-mannered parental disposition—talk about a razor’s edge. (more…)

For proud owners of the jackass television series DVD box set you are about to experience déja vu. Possibly even a hot flash. Unless you never bothered reading the little insert book, in which case this will appear to be a brand-spanking-new article and a very revealing one at that. (more…)

Part 1 of the jackassworld road trip, in which our intrepid travelers—Wee Man, Chris Pontius, Danger Ehren, Preston Lacy, Mike Kassak, Loomis Fall, JxPx Blackmon, Scott Manning, Dimitry Elyashkevich, Mike G., Rick Kosick, and Sean Cliver—assemble at the office by dawn’s early light, all aside from one—Dave England—who arrives substantially later only to more or less willingly consume his own urine with minimal prodding. Special guest appearances by Johnny Knoxville, Jeff Tremaine, and Dave Carnie, all of whom bid fond farewell and good fucking riddance to the caravan.

(photo by Sean Cliver; Hollywood, CA; 2008)