jackassworld

First off, this is not a burning ring of fire. It’s horse shit and lots of it. “Horse Poo Joust” hails from the earliest months of filming for jackass in the summer of 2000, when our fecal fantasies were still in their infancy. (more…)

You’ve already witnessed the awesome effects of Silly String on Rick Kosick, but now see what happens when he comes into contact with household baking flour! Granted, these were no ordinary circumstances. Nor was it delivered by the most favored of messengers. But first a little what and why—never mind who. (more…)

You know what would make a great title for a special? Wildboyz: Buck Naked and Fully Erect. Yeah, I know, it’s a bit loaded, maybe even a tad daunting, but I feel it works on several levels. Most importantly that of the classic evolutionary rise of Homo erectus. Anything on top of that is, as they say, pure gravy. (more…)

Following a good night’s sleep, Chris Pontius steps into the limelight to shine like no other nature host on the animal planet. Nick Hutchings and his MTV UK crew tag along as Pontius traipses and trash talks his way through a Costa Rican zoo, revealing not only more Wildboyz behind-the-scenes magic but scenes of his behind, too. Steve-O chimes in with periodic deadpan dread from time-to-time—even when he’s busy tangling with a cadre of oversexed white-faced capuchins—and everyone’s favorite venomous snake idiot David Weathers gets jiggy with the highly dangerous Fer-de-lance.

Part 9 of the jackassworld road trip, in which our mini-ramp shralpers—Wee Man, Chris Pontius, Danger Ehren, Preston Lacy, Dave England, Mike Kassak, Loomis Fall, JxPx Blackmon, Scott Manning, Dimitry Elyashkevich, Mike G., Rick Kosick, and Sean Cliver—tour some San Jose backyards during the day before taking up the good ol’ alcoholic torch for the night. (more…)

Part 8 of the jackassworld road trip, in which our tourist trap visitors—Wee Man, Chris Pontius, Danger Ehren, Preston Lacy, Dave England, Mike Kassak, Loomis Fall, JxPx Blackmon, Scott Manning, Dimitry Elyashkevich, Mike G., Rick Kosick, and Sean Cliver—hit up a few local Santa Cruz skate parks before arriving at the mystery decision to stop at the world famous Mystery Spot. (more…)

Part 7 of the jackassworld road trip, in which our fear-facing fellowship—Wee Man, Chris Pontius, Danger Ehren, Preston Lacy, Dave England, Mike Kassak, Loomis Fall, JxPx Blackmon, Scott Manning, Dimitry Elyashkevich, Mike G., Rick Kosick, and Sean Cliver—make a diversionary stop at the “Lost Boys” bridge in Santa Cruz, California. Here, hands shake, iPods drop, and a gutterpunk serenades, as tension mounts among the cast. (more…)

To close out the work week on a high note here is another enlightening glimpse into the psychological Thunderdome that occasionally doubles as the jackassworld office environment. But first a little back story lest this left field barrage leave you clueless and aghast. (more…)

Okay, time to flush the toilet here on some transitional remnants from seasons 2 and 3 of the jackass television series that were never preserved for digital eternity. Things clinging to the bowl include: Guch getting radical on a kiddy slide in Portland, Oregon; Bam threading the needle while crossing Gay and High in West Chester, Pennsylvania; Steve-O thwocking his head on an airboat in the Everglades of Florida; and then an assortment of unorthodox jacuzzi moves by the cast at our favorite hotel destination spot in Orlando, Florida.

Never mind the candy apples and razor blades—here’s the Kosick-o’-lantern! Happy All Hallows Eve from jackassworld, you little pagan bastards, and don’t forget to thank Glenn Danzig, John Carpenter, Tori Spelling, and Tim Burton in your prayers tonight.

(special thanks to Nick G. for the pumpkin carving; photo by Mike G.; Hollywood, CA; 2008)