a jackassworld father’s day playlist
It only makes sense that since April took the Mother’s Day playlist honors this past May that we should assemble a salute to Phil for today. So we did just that and here it is: An extended look at several days in the life of Phil Margera, a father who has justly earned his stars and bars in parenthood, not to mention a baker’s dozen of Purple Hearts. Seriously, do you think Phil had any idea at all what he was getting into back then? I mean, from personal experience, it all seems so innocent at the outset. You know, poking your penis into a vagina with the intent of making a baby. Then there is that first nerve-wracking year of its life when you constantly find yourself staring in wonder at the mewling, burping, crying, shitting, sleeping thing before you, lost in thought and imagining all the great and wonderful things it will potentially grow up to do in its lifetime. Now I may be going out on a suppositional limb here, but I’m of the mind that all this you’re about to see was probably the last thing Phil would’ve ever bargained for with his second son Brandon, a/k/a “Bam.” Talk about a modern day tale for Frank Capra to tackle. (more…)
more raab himself
Lately several community members have inquired as to the whereabouts of Seth, a/k/a The Wolf Den. Clearly he's gone missing from the site, but his absence is even more apparent in the office, where unconsumed boxes of donuts and Hostess treats are now piling up in ad nauseum in the kitchen.
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Okay, first of all you shouldn't be dicking around on the Interweb right now. You should be out celebrating your mother in some fashion (unless, however, you are a mother and this is how you've chosen to spend your reprieve today from household obligations).
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So the other day, while poring over our daily Omniture reports (the statistical crap that creepily shows all the recorded clicks and ticks behind the Interweb scenes), Derek was surprised to find a prominent bulge in our daily unique visitors this past Wednesday.
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I don't know about other parts of the world at present, but here in the promised land of California spring is definitely in the air.
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jackass not on dvd – raab naked lawnmower
Honestly, I can’t say for certain that this wasn’t on DVD. The thing is, though, whatever was on the jackass DVD box set in terms of original television show segments was supposed to have shimmied on over here to the online library. But last week, when I went to go retrieve a jackass archive clip for posting purposes, I first sought out this collage of barely-clothed suburban lawncare absurdities from Bam Margera and Raab Himself but was surprised to find it nowhere to be found. (more…)
Whenever Thursday rolls around, Wolfie inevitably steps into my office and asks me what video from the days of jackass past I\'d like to spotlight on the "blog"
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Yet again I must express my sincere wonder at how some of this shit never skidded onto the assorted jackass television series DVDs.
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I’ve probably made the “death and taxes” reference far too many times now for my own writing good, but far be it from me to pull anything else out of my ass at the moment for fear
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