quotes of the week – office cam comments
For the second week in a row now there hasn’t been much said around the office worth quoting (sorry, we’ve been unseasonably unfunny of late), so we’re turning once again to the comments scroll on our 24-hour live office cam to see what witticisms the community has to offer…
“either Mike was mad or he was to lazy to walk around the white chair. or it was both.”
—Laurien Lucienne Grace
“As much as I would love to shoot the breeze for the next 5 hours, I have a bathroom to paint. I’ll be back later guys.”
—Michelle (more…)
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Today's edition of "quotes of the week" features community comments watching the action (or lack thereof) on our new 24/7 office cam.
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“oh no, here comes satan…”
—andy bell, when jeff tremaine came waddling onto the set of nitro circus
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“things are looking dubious for mainstream movies and homosexuality any time one of the most sophisticated treatments of male love is jackass number two…”
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"nope, that's a turd."
—josh lingenfelter, after trying to squeeze out one more fart in his competition with dave carnie
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quotes of the week
“i worry that it would hook on the end of my cervix and pull it out of my vagina.”
—deborah, a community member, regarding the prince albert piercing
“i’m a big advocate for free speech, but she’s the best excuse for censorship i know.”
—larry flynt, regarding dr. laura
“are they midgets?”
—dania, a community member, regarding orcas
“orcas are from lord of the rings.”
—holli, a community member, attempting to enlighten dania
“make a good show?”
—seth casriel, after rick kosick asked, “what should we do different today [on jackassworld live]?”
“what’s that? is that on our website?”
—dave carnie, when he heard lauren graham filmed an artist review on rick kosick
“she writes more than dave carnie!”
—seth casriel, regarding crazyemily’s recap of her recent gwar/danger ehren experience
“what’s uncle jeffy doing on that bridge?”
—emerson cliver, upon seeing the frame grab of preston lacy on the jackassworld road trip part 7 post and thinking it was jeff tremaine
“while you ladies discuss musical theater, i’m going to be at the bar.”
—naomi nelson to johnny knoxville and dave tremaine, while they were discussing musical theater at dinner
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“i love rick’s musk.”
—mike heller, the dickhouse assistant, regarding the scent of kosick
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"priya doesn't think stinker is cute at all."
—madison, out of the blue in the car regarding her fat cat
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\"you get paid to think. i get paid to fuck shit up. now let me do my job!\"
—dave carnie to derek freda, as they discussed his plans on building a skatepark in the jackassworld office
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