

Whenever I draw a photo blank on what to dredge up from the past, I know I can always find something of merit in “The Puppet Show” folder from jackass number two. I don’t know how many stills I’ve spotlighted from that skit since we started these daily droppings, but me, I never tire of them. I’ll double-dip, triple-dip … I don’t give a punk fuck. I’m sure a lot can be said both philosophically and psychologically about this particular image—perhaps even religiously if you take the serpentine lore from the book of Genesis to heart—but none of those heady topics are my particular cup of tea. I mean, feel free to sip tea and mentally stroke your cerebral cortex until it’s good, hot, and hard. It’s just that me myself, I prefer a good stiff shot of laughter to get me through the day. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go sit in the corner and scratch my ass. Maybe I’ll smell my finger, maybe I won’t. That is half the sensory fun, though.
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Do you remember a photo from a while back that featured our fearless Wildboyz crew enjoying a fully catered meal in the middle of the Masai Mara of Kenya? That was pretty f’ing cool for a Third World location, right? So can you imagine how sad it was for Rick Kosick to be back in the good ol’ USA, home of the free, the brave, and other things, only to be served this for lunch in the state of Louisiana? I mean, don’t you think it looks like he’s about to cry here? And how many more question marks am I going to use, anyway? This is getting ridiculous? Damn straight? Another brick in the wall? How soon is now? Enough already, goddamnit? I agree. And if you’ve made it this far you deserve a treat. So here you go: EAT ME.