shanna’s purple pony chronicles – mat hoffman
After a massive dry spell, Shanna is popping out Purple Ponies like a professional Thai ping-pong champion. In this spicy interview with Mat Hoffman, BMX legend and apparent fan of freeballing, Shanna gets him to open up about the Chia Pet in his pants, the former Chia Pet we’d discovered living in Johnny Knoxville’s pants back in 2000 (he’s long since changed his primitive ways and joined the manscaping ranks), and the inherent risks of getting stunty 15-feet above the surface of the Earth with a bicycle seat between your legs. (more…)
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In her patented no-holes-barred approach to Purple Pony journalism, Shanna takes on famed Murderball star and Paralympics gold medalist Mark Zupan. Let's face it, not everyone knows what happens when the use of limbs are lost.
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In an extra-special celebrity edition of The Purple Pony Chronicles, our resident unlicensed sexpert Shanna teams up with everyone's favorite ballroom dancer Steve-O to question current Dancing With the Stars contender Lil' Kim
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Yeah, some of you have seen this already, but here's the eventful deal: It's National Bra Fit Week.
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In the first official semi-pre-produced segment of the Purple Pony Chronicles, Shanna sits down with her two favorite sexual advisors, Steve-O and Chris Pontius, with director Johnny Knoxville offscreen.
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the purple pony chronicles replay with danger ehren
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Well, I’d have to say Danger Ehren really lived up to his namesake in this episode of Shanna’s “Purple Pony Chronicles.” In Part 1, Shanna discusses “who” exactly is sitting on the couch with her and what his sexual orientation might be. She then poses solicited queries from the community with Katie! leading the questioning charge, unsurprisingly, and ol’ dirty Deborah pulling a hard, strong second…and third. Shanna slowly gets more and more creeped out by Ehren’s comments, but then gets full-blown disgusted when he reveals his penchant for “pound-fucking” to the Melvins and flagrant use of the “P-word.” (more…)
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Here's the one that everyone has been waiting for with baited breath and that funny tickle you get in your butt when sexy talk is made.
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