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In this installment of “My Awsome Crap,” Rick Kosick tours the holiday-humbled abode of Gabby Godhead, the guitarist for The Virginia City Revival. Amid gerbil-propelled balls, koalas, dolls up the wazoo, Winky the One-Eyed Cat, and a wardrobe closet that puts Tammy Faye Bakker to shame, Gaby gabs about his goods and the wonder of it all.

Seth Casriel may have his Wolf Den, but JxPx Blackmon has his shady prop room. So come along and enjoy, as our esteemed shady propmaster delves into the towering stacks of jackass and Wildboyz crap from absurd days gone by. You’ll see stuff like Steve-O’s fart mask, Wee Man’s ornamental cap from Thailand, Johnny Knoxville’s strap-on dildo kit, a festive assortment of Santa outfits, Bam’s infamous golden dildo, Rip Taylor’s confetti sticks, Chief Roberts’ former steed, Chico Fiesta’s Mexican party hat, and a whole bunch of other random props, garments, and gear. Best of all, a dirty peek inside the “Sexy Bag” with all its sordid man briefs and more (or less), and a scary look into the “Box of Stuff that Sucks” (or doesn’t, if you happen to be Mister Merlin).

An archivalist squirrel in a world gone mad with disposability, Loomis Fall delves even deeper into his cluttered dwelling space in Part 2 of “My Awesome Crap.” Spotlighted items of interest include a rare promotional item of The Pixies, Dan Bradley’s burnt clothing from a controversial music video directed by Spike Jonze for the Wax song “California,” random works of art, the muscle stimulator set used on jackass the movie, and the bags of cigarette cartons used by Loomis to jot his various ideas upon.

Not only is he the sexiest man in rock, Loomis Fall is a pack rat extraordinaire. Join him in Part 1 of “My Awesome Crap,” as he shows off some of the most random and treasured possessions he’s acquired over the years, including such things as a vintage work-out machine, original artwork by friend and former roommate Mark Gonzales, the bloodied-up Wildboyz hockey jersey from Russia, a cast of Knoxville’s head from the 90-year-old man prosthetic process, the “Night Panda” costume he wore in Japan for jackass the movie, the Taser darts that were stuck in Knoxville’s chest during the “Self-Defense Weapons Test” from 1998, and other items of esoteric interest. Come back tomorrow for Part 2 and see the rest of Loomis’s awesome crap!