

With a nickname like “Nitro Girl” did you think she wouldn’t be a natural at fire breathing?
Did you see the all-new episode of Nitro Circus last night? Because I didn’t. I don’t have cable. Not even basic cable! In a way though, I’ve already felt that I’d lived the episode several months ago, not to mention a whole lot more you probably didn’t even see. But enough aboot (for the Canadians, in honor of Jolene above) me, let’s go to the circus! No, not that world renowned elephant beating circus. And no, not that low rent casino in Las Vegas, either. I’m talking aboot the Nitro Circus circus sideshow that took place in the smogged-out cuts of San Bernardino with a warehouse full of props from the old HBO Carnivale series.
more nitro circus

If you know anything about bearings you know that the Swiss do it best. No … wait … those are ceramic. Not porcelain. What was I thinking? Darn it. Stupid. Stupid. Well, hell, there goes that nonsensical tangent for this added value bonus segment from the Nitro Circus Season 1 DVD collection, where Street Bike Tommy logs the Guinness World Record for the fastest towed toilet. But, to be perfectly honest, this could have been so much better. For one, yes, as Erik Roner pointed out the lid should have been up and his pants should have been down. But two, it needed a legitimate number two. Because what good is logging the fastest towed toilet on record if you’re not simultaneously cutting a log? Just something to ponder the next time you’re leaving a time-consuming sacrifice for the porcelain god and don’t have a good magazine on hand.