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http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/ac0b/

This shirt rocks! Literally! (Note that that was a proper use of the word “literally.” Also notice how it was employed for the purpose of humor. Do not ever use that word with a serious tone of voice. Please. Thank you.) (The last parenthetical element was included in this “link of the day” because the word “literally” is a pet peeve of mine and I can’t stand it when people use it. Even when it’s used correctly, it is almost always unnecessary. I’m sorry for any inconvenience these parenthetical hissy fits may have caused you. Again, thank you.)

http://weird-shit.net/videos/font-conference/

This is an office full of Font Nazis, so naturally this one is hilarious to us. Fuckin’ nerds.

http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2008/10/23/11601_local-news.html

I know Halloween was last week, but this is downright creepy. I’m going to have to add this to my list of “Worst Ways To Go”: “Being eaten alive by a giant spider.” Ew.

http://www.machovideo.com/video/Nasty_midget_dancer_10657/

When some of my less savvy internet friends send me something that they think is really cool, but is actually really old and has been floating around on the internet for a couple years, I always respond, “Welcome to the internet.” This is one of those videos, but I just couldn’t resist. Midgets are like farts: they never get old.

http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_about_poop.php

Everything you ever wanted to know about poop. For instance, “Can you get sick from eating poop?” Surprisingly, the answer is yes. “Yes, you can definitely get sick from eating poop, even in minute quantities! Although urine emerges sterile from the body (unless the person has an infection), poop emerges loaded with bacteria and sometimes other life forms. Many diseases, including food poisoning, cholera and typhus, are spread by fecal contamination. Many parasites, such as the notorious tapeworm, can be spread through deliberate or accidental ingestion of poop.” Man, I gotta stop eating so much shit.

http://www.vbs.tv/video.php?id=1856961199

I’ve been friends with Ethan Fowler pretty much since he moved to California back in the early ’90s. We even lived together in the Mission for a minute. So it was with great honor that I accepted Patrick O’Dell’s invite to sit down for an interview for an Epicly Later’d piece on Ethan. Ethan is one of the best skaters of all time and I dare you to show me someone with a more natural style. Check out the six-part, Ethan Fowler Epicly Later’d piece at VBS.TV.

http://www.jesusdressup.com/
Halloween is on its way. I know what I’m getting dressed up as, but unfortunately my friend, and your lord and Savior, Jesus Christ still hasn’t picked a costume. Jesus Christ, Jesus! Hurry up and pick something! Maybe you could help him out?

http://www.dancefloordale.com/
Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show Great Job is the best thing on TV. I’m glad to see they’re branching out into the music video business. But as the site says, be warned, this video has flashing lights.

Directed by Eric Wareheim (Tim & Eric) in association with Warp Records and Warp Films. Music by Flying Lotus. Co Directed/ Animation by Devin Flynn. Co Directed/ Edited by Eric Fensler. More info at dancefloordale.com

http://www.dialog05.com/objects/12.html

This one is baffling on a number of levels. One of my final questions was, where in the world is a nerd going to find a woman, any woman, who he can not only marry, but put this hunk of shit on her finger?

http://www.rockthelist.com/2008/09/25/the-22-most-sensational-midgets-ever/

When Knoxville first sent me this link, I was like, “Way to go, Shanna!” but then I realized it was only because Wee Man ranked number 6 on the list. A list, I should say, that is rather suspect in whole. No offense to Wee Man, but how the fuck can he rank higher than Hollywood LP giants Kenny Baker, a/k/a R2-fucking-D2, and suicidal midget and fantastic aeroplane spotter Hervé Villechaize? And where the hell is Billy Barty, the founding father of Little People of America? Based on this shortfall alone I can’t vouch for this site’s pop culture credibility in the least.