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http://www.benandryan.com/

You like hip hop, right? Chris Nieratko sent this to me. He said it made him laugh. I laughed, but it wasn’t until the very end.

http://www.hockeyfights.com/

Since we’re on the subject of hockey fights today, check out hockeyfights.com. There’s nothing like two men dancing and bleeding on ice. I was always a fan of Tie Domi. If you go to that site that rhymes with “blue boob” and type in “Tie Domi” you’ll also find some good ones. Especially the one where the big fat Flyer fan falls into the penalty box and tries to go at it with Domi. Philly fans have never been the sharpest tools in the shed—the cheer at Flyers games? “E-A-G-L-E-S! EAGLES!” Yeah—but trying to take on one of the greatest hockey fighters of all time? Genius.

Do I have to change the name of my fake skateboard company from Whale Cock to “Ice Cock?”

http://www.metro.co.uk

Maybe you’ve seen this already, but for those who have not, enjoy.

http://creativity-online.com/work/view?seed=349ffa2b

My old Canadian friend Ryan Stutt (former editor of SBC—Canadian skateboard magazine) has a new project called King Shit. www.kingshit.org. It’s kind of a skate art site. And despite the fact that I hate Canadians and “skate art,” I have a story up in that shit at the launch titled, “The Bowing Contest.” Shit.

This shit is sick.

http://www.adamkimmel.com/

So Rick was watching the news last night and he saw a little kite surfing accident that occurred in Florida. “Jeff, guess what I saw on the news last night?” Rick said excitedly this morning. Jeff has had a hurricane related stunt in his head for a long time now. There’s been a lot of hurricanes since the idea’s inception, but there haven’t been any takers. Maybe because they’re worried this might happen? Dude gets worked:

http://cbs4.com/slideshows/fay.kitesailor.surfer.20.798218.html?rid=0

I don’t really look at The Onion that much anymore. Rarely. I stopped laughing out loud at it a few years ago. They lost the funny. Or perhaps I grew up and learned there are more entertaining things to do than reading lengthy articles on a computer screen? But Derek forwarded me a couple Onion pieces the other day that did indeed make me laugh out loud, this one regarding the “Ocular Penetration Restriction Act” on the Senate floor was probably the best. I, too, am sick of skull fucking.

Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007

John Hodgman is the PC guy in the Mac commercials. I’m a fan of John Hodgman’s work, but I hate those commercials. Who gives a shit which computer you use? I’m a Mac user, have been forever-in fact, I grew up in Cuper-fucking-tino, the birthplace of Apple computers-but those commercials are having the opposite effect on me: I’m beginning to hate Apple. (more…)

While fishing around on the Interweb for photos from Phil’s recent birthday celebration, I ran across this:

http://www.bearotic.com/2008/06/25/phil-margera-the-gentle-giant-and-bams-fall-guy/

Now anyone who knows the correct answer to the age old question “Does a bear shit in the woods?” will surely know that we’re no strangers to the bear community, especially Johnny Knoxville. For the trivial minded, perhaps you will recall a certain American Grizzly moment from the jackass television series, or for the more devout and depraved, select bear and otter scenes from John Waters’ A Dirty Shame. And who could ever forget that “wienerful” Wildboyz moment in the woods? So I guess it only makes sense that they’d be interested in us, too—well, some of us, I mean. Grrr…