Some speculate that the Earth as we know it was created by a Divine Being finger-painting with cosmic slop. Others believe it came together following a “big bang” from the darkest butthole of space. Me, I don’t know, nor do I care—dust to dust, ashes to ashes, and don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out. But this website, now that I know a lot about and its birth was very much emblematic of the Big Bang theory in that it involved both a globe, a butthole, and a certain amount of slop. (more…)
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So here we go. From the peanuts of the poop to the cream of the crap, these are the Top 10 most viewed videos of 2008 (or close enough for the purposes of horseshoes, hand grenades, and half-ass vegetarianism). To savor the moment, I’ll first walk you through the list of jackassworld exclusives in bottom-to-top fashion, then you can knock back the other two Top 10 jackass and Wildboyz specific playlists for a chaser. (more…)