jackassworld

Part 9 of the jackassworld road trip, in which our mini-ramp shralpers—Wee Man, Chris Pontius, Danger Ehren, Preston Lacy, Dave England, Mike Kassak, Loomis Fall, JxPx Blackmon, Scott Manning, Dimitry Elyashkevich, Mike G., Rick Kosick, and Sean Cliver—tour some San Jose backyards during the day before taking up the good ol’ alcoholic torch for the night. (more…)

Part 7 of the jackassworld road trip, in which our fear-facing fellowship—Wee Man, Chris Pontius, Danger Ehren, Preston Lacy, Dave England, Mike Kassak, Loomis Fall, JxPx Blackmon, Scott Manning, Dimitry Elyashkevich, Mike G., Rick Kosick, and Sean Cliver—make a diversionary stop at the “Lost Boys” bridge in Santa Cruz, California. Here, hands shake, iPods drop, and a gutterpunk serenades, as tension mounts among the cast. (more…)

Part 6 of the jackassworld road trip, in which our ’80s skate spot shredders—Wee Man, Chris Pontius, Danger Ehren, Preston Lacy, Dave England, Mike Kassak, Loomis Fall, JxPx Blackmon, Scott Manning, Dimitry Elyashkevich, Mike G., Rick Kosick, and Sean Cliver—make a few scenic stops along Highway 1 to rip some prehistoric slabs of cement and view some local farting fauna.

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We first met JxPx Blackmon on the second and third seasons of jackass in 2001, but he really came to the fore of the crew on jackass the movie when he started to actively manage our “prop” department. Some of his primary duties involved finding goofy costumes and building random shit, but the one area in which he particularly excelled was sourcing out stuff that fucking sucks. (more…)

Part 3 of the jackassworld road trip, in which our heavy metaling travelers—Wee Man, Chris Pontius, Danger Ehren, Preston Lacy, Dave England, Mike Kassak, Loomis Fall, JxPx Blackmon, Scott Manning, Dimitry Elyashkevich, Mike G., Rick Kosick, and Sean Cliver—record an on-the-fly vampire track with Steve-O entitled (more…)

Part 1 of the jackassworld road trip, in which our intrepid travelers—Wee Man, Chris Pontius, Danger Ehren, Preston Lacy, Mike Kassak, Loomis Fall, JxPx Blackmon, Scott Manning, Dimitry Elyashkevich, Mike G., Rick Kosick, and Sean Cliver—assemble at the office by dawn’s early light, all aside from one—Dave England—who arrives substantially later only to more or less willingly consume his own urine with minimal prodding. Special guest appearances by Johnny Knoxville, Jeff Tremaine, and Dave Carnie, all of whom bid fond farewell and good fucking riddance to the caravan.

(photo by Sean Cliver; Hollywood, CA; 2008)

After an exciting week with way more ups than downs, I wanted to write a little bit about our adventure and the people who went on it. (more…)

My timing is a little off on this post, but then again time itself was a little askew throughout the whole jackassworld 24-hour takeover of the MTV studios in general. Sure, it was only on air for 24 hours in all, but there were several hundred man-hours leading up to that fateful weekend in February that made for a surreal time indeed. And it seems even more so now, if only because all of the footage slid into the jackassworld cellar so damn fast it felt just like one of those mystery poos. You know, where you know for a fact that you’ve just eked out a BM, but when you go to take that last look in the bowl prior to flushing it is nowhere to be found. Not even a smear! (more…)

Seth Casriel may have his Wolf Den, but JxPx Blackmon has his shady prop room. So come along and enjoy, as our esteemed shady propmaster delves into the towering stacks of jackass and Wildboyz crap from absurd days gone by. You’ll see stuff like Steve-O’s fart mask, Wee Man’s ornamental cap from Thailand, Johnny Knoxville’s strap-on dildo kit, a festive assortment of Santa outfits, Bam’s infamous golden dildo, Rip Taylor’s confetti sticks, Chief Roberts’ former steed, Chico Fiesta’s Mexican party hat, and a whole bunch of other random props, garments, and gear. Best of all, a dirty peek inside the “Sexy Bag” with all its sordid man briefs and more (or less), and a scary look into the “Box of Stuff that Sucks” (or doesn’t, if you happen to be Mister Merlin).