photo of the day – jxpx blackmon
Talk about a naughty boy. Say hello to our shady prop guy, JxPx Blackmon. He is awfully fun to drink with, but he is dangerous and he can hurt you. Better yet, he can make things that can hurt you and he is awfully good at surreptitiously passing them to you when no one is looking. Most prop guys leave stuff on the truck and wait for you to ask for it, but not JxPx. He pushes the props on you like he is peddling dope in front of a mini-mart. “Psst … I got the stun gun. I notice Tremaine isn’t looking,” or, “Psst … I have the C-clamps right here. Steve-O just fell asleep in the van.” He is a little rascal, but when you’re trying to get footage he is goddamn indispensable. Just don’t turn your back on him.
Sincerely,
Knoxville
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For a while it seemed like every trip to West Chester, PA, required a stop at Jake’s Bar if only for Jeff Tremaine to pick up a new T-shirt. Here Jeff sports the very latest 2009 style, which looks almost, if not exactly, like the one printed back in 2001. Jake’s Bar holds a special place in Jeff’s heart because that’s where he out-and-out lost his marbles after JxPx Blackmon topped off a pint-glass of pee-pee and dumped it over his head right at the bar in 2006 while we were in town filming for jackass number two. “Why was that warm?!” Jeff roared, just before he peeled himself away from the bar to chase after JxPx*. (more…)
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