

Now let me preface what I’m about to say with the fact that I would never ever in a million-billion years consider going back in time to toy with my twisted fate like some punk-ass Michael J. Fox. I’m quite fine with where I’m at now and wouldn’t even think about jeopardizing my present spot in life. But … I sometimes wish I could have witnessed this scene with entirely fresh eyes in the movie theater like so many million-billion others did in October 2006 [correction: September 2006]. What would that have been like to sit down and feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow, as two grown-up hetero men suddenly get jiggy with a puppetry spun penis on the very same screen past graced by the celluloid images of Robert DeNiro, Brad Pitt, and Mark Hamill? I don’t know. So you tell me.
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Here is a snippet of our Big Ass Happy Family Jubilee tribute to Joe Jackson that never aired. We recorded it a couple weeks after Michael Jackson’s passing, but it never aired. After doing it, I thought it may have been too soon to jump on Joe even if he was being a complete schmeckel. I just didn’t want our show to come off mean even though it was Joe Jackson who was the one being the arsehole. He was on CNN a day or two after Michael died promoting his new record label, and that just boggled our minds. So we decided to do the show about Joe, his record label, capitalism, and striking while the iron is hot.