

So I believe it is common knowledge by now that Jeff Tremaine was voted as having the “Best Eyes” in his graduating high school class many, many moons ago. However, it would appear that he met his ocular match down in Tasmania, Australia with this Tawny Frogmouth. That’s a pretty fucked up name for a bird, right? Tawny Frogmouth. Almost sounds like a famous porn star from the ’70s who specialized in extremely oral antics verging upon the freakish. Anyway, there is no Photoshop trickery at play here, only the demonic capacity that all animals have when popped by a common camera flash (I did briefly toy with the idea of adding a boogery treat to Jeff’s nasal cavities, but it looks like there might already be something webbed-up in there).
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Whoever the hell was responsible for coming up with all the categories presented in the 2009 jackassworld awards totally forgot to include one for the flashback series. What an oversight. So, in commemoration of this four-eyed nincompoop’s glaring omittance (speaking in the objective third person, of course), we now present one of the hypothetical nominees to the lamentably absent jackass flashback category: “Blind Driver,” starring Danger Ehren, Dave England, and the barely professional nitwits that eventually got it right.
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