jeff tremaine’s baseball tips
Needless to say we’ve gotten more than our fair share of mileage off these plastic footballs. And for that I really do owe an apology to Preston Lacy. When five boxes of these promotional things washed up on our doorstep like refugee children from some war-torn, poverty-stricken Third World nation, I was one of the first naysayers to pipe up with, “Good job, budget!” But after spending thousands of dollars on trips that have yielded little to no footage in return (good job, Vegas!), these goddamn footballs have exponentially jumped in entertainment value. (more…)
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Welcome back to the semi-regular yet completely erratically-timed mailbag. The last time we saw each other it was right around Valentine\'s Day. It sometimes takes three months to produce one of these gems, and while I\'d like to state that, \"the best things come to those who wait,\" you\'ll just have to judge for yourself.
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It's no secret that times are tough around the globe. Sadly, opulent though we may appear to be with our own late night electricity usage here in the office, jackassworld is not excepted from this economic meltdown.
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The other week I had a few family members in town and decided to ask for (and got) a day off from work. But while I was gone my office members decided to play a prank on me. And from what I hear they have never worked harder on anything.
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You know, we keep cracking wise about these stupid plastic footballs, but the truth is they have afforded us immeasurable hours of pleasure. Sure, they\'re no substitute for a good glass bell jar, but what is?
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photo of the day – grown men in diapers
Okay, hold the “waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahs.” I know, some of you have already seen this photo on the site, but there’s been a significant shake-up in the community over the past year and a half. Some have apparently “grown up” and surrendered to the wiles of the real world; others are new and relatively fresh-faced to our island of lost boys, misfit toys, and “Tim’s ass.” Not only that but with the way our current playlist set-up works, the original “blog” posts and accompanying photos fast become irrelevant with the extremely fine sands of Interweb time. But, just like the Roy Orbison song I heard this morning, the oldies are forever and this, I do believe, is a jackassworld classic. (more…)
On Tuesday, Wolfie decided to take the day off work. Family obligations or something of the like. So, at the behest of the community members present in the live web cam feed, we decided to relocate Wolfie's office. Were we being mean? No, not in the least. If anything we had his best interests at heart.
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In part two of an unofficial office buddy photo series, I am proud to present this moment with Rick Kosick and a face full of Silly String—or perhaps it was a mislabeled canister of Nausea String, because soon after he started to gag in an uncontrollable yak-like fashion.
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It's been a good while since we did anything special for the people who live in the web cam, but last Friday we broke out all the stops and even turned on the audio for a bit up until we started flipping over the couch cushions
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Once upon a time in America it was easy to make offhand jokes about guns.
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