jackassworld

After a few less-than-replay worthy weeks of jackassworld live: the 4:20-ish show, here’s a brand new spanking edit of this past Wednesday’s episode. In this abbreviated cut, you will not bear witness to the routine bout of technical incompetence that plagued the first few minutes of the show; however, the lucky and suspected-to-be sauced viewers of this live experience should be commended for their patience and good cheer as always…no wait, fuck that, relish the -ish! (more…)

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For the unaware, uninitiated, and unsure, jackassworld live is every Wednesday at 4:20pm-ish PST. PST stands for “Pacific Standard Time” and applies to a geographical slice of the globe that includes California and other places. If you don’t live in California (or those other places) then you’re going to have to maximize your synapses by figuring out where in time you exist in relation to our global position. For help in doing so, go here: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/

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For the unaware, uninitiated, and unsure, jackassworld live is every Wednesday at 4:20pm-ish PST. PST stands for “Pacific Standard Time” and applies to a geographical slice of the globe that includes California and other places. If you don’t live in California (or those other places) then you’re going to have to maximize your synapses by figuring out where in time you exist in relation to our global position. For help in doing so, go here: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/

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For the unaware, uninitiated, and unsure, jackassworld live is every Wednesday at 4:20pm-ish PST. PST stands for “Pacific Standard Time” and applies to a geographical slice of the globe that includes California and other places. If you don’t live in California (or those other places) then you’re going to have to maximize your synapses by figuring out where in time you exist in relation to our global position. For help in doing so, go here: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/

This jackassworld live replay starts off startlingly different than most, as it’s not Rick Kosick you will see hosting the show but in fact Jeff Tremaine. Not only that, but he’s wearing a diaper. We all are. The reason for this regressive garb and unorthodox show is simple, we’re having a party—a Depends Party! So grab a drink, don a diaper, and piss yourself silly as you watch the jackassworld crew experience the wonder of pissing themselves in the prime of their mid-life, a time when they can all genuinely revel in the novelty of willful incontinence. (more…)

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For the unaware, uninitiated, and unsure, jackassworld live is every Wednesday at 4:20pm-ish PST. PST stands for “Pacific Standard Time” and applies to a geographical slice of the globe that includes California and other places. If you don’t live in California (or those other places) then you’re going to have to maximize your synapses by figuring out where in time you exist in relation to our global position. For help in doing so, go here: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/

For the unaware, uninitiated, and unsure, jackassworld live is every Wednesday at 4:20pm-ish PST. PST stands for “Pacific Standard Time” and applies to a geographical slice of the globe that includes California and other places. If you don’t live in California (or those other places) then you’re going to have to maximize your synapses by figuring out where in time you exist in relation to our global position. For help in doing so, go here: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/

Part 1

Part 2

I missed the whole live boat when this bit streamed out into the Interweb last week, but from what I can tell Rick Kosick pushed the -ish further than we’d ever pushed the -ish before. As such, I can only imagine that more than a few in the UK must’ve been positively thrilled to see the light of day at the end of the chunnel. But enough of the riff-raff and the bullshit that I have to say. Here’s a rundown of what can be seen here and now in this positively thrilling replay. In Part 1, Wee Man holds down the couch to talk circus life at the network big top, while Greg Wolf fills in for my vacationing ass and mans the laptop. In Part 2, Kosick brings in HDR and let’s them rock out for the rest of the show after all the fuckin’ chitter-chatter.

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PST stands for “Pacific Standard Time” and applies to a geographical slice of the globe that includes California and other places. If you don’t live in California (or those other places) then you’re going to have to maximize your synapses by figuring out where in time you exist in relation to our global position. For help in doing so, go here: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/

Since I’m in a hotel room and my son is asleep, I can’t listen to the replay with audio for fear of waking him up and sending the rest of my relaxing and quiet night into the shitter. So I’ve decided to watch the replay with no audio to see how life would be as a deaf person watching Rick Kosick host jackassworld live. (Watching replay.) Okay, I guess it would’ve been a bit easier if I could read lips, but Kosick is a jolly enough looking muppet that I don’t really miss what he’s saying for the opening part. I then joined him for the art competition review and now realize I have bloody awful posture. Anyway, that segment was all fairly self-explanatory for the hearing impaired, as Kosick and I broke down the finishing results with eye-pleasing visuals. From there Kosick took the show to the commons of our office to play a game of “Pin the Cock on the Cock,” or at least that’s what I think he called it, but a dick’s a dick so who gives a fuck. Even without sound this part is rather pleasing on the eye, especially when you see the husky man in the “Elephant Man” head wrap stumbling around with a big paper penis in one hand while holding his own garbage in the other. Other soundless eye candy includes Greg Wolf dropping to his knees after Kosick stun-gunned him in Buttzville, and of course that parting shot of Jeff Tremaine’s pricked-up face of dicks (which actually reminds me of a real life video scenario shown to me recently by Dimitry Elyashkevich, but more on that later…perhaps).