jackassworld

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part two

In Part 1 of this special jackassworld live replay, Rick Kosick welcomes the voyeuristic world into our rockin’ holiday office party. Soon thereafter, though, Wolfie finally stops working only to declare that he’s now going home (apparently he had better things to do with Mrs. Wolfie that night—nudge-nudge, wink-wink), which provokes Chris Pontius to talk about things best not left to the imagination. (more…)

First of all, thanks to everyone who tuned in to view the three-hour live webcast on Wednesday night. There were approximately four stages to the event in all:

1. The party, in which Sign Of The Fox rang in some holiday cheer while drinking beer.
2. The after-party, in which Jeff Tremaine and Shanna finally drifted in from under the rainbow over at Dickhouse and proceeded to incite some run-on bouts of half-ass karaoke with Burdie and the boys.
3. The after-after-party, in which alcohol, broccoli, and Silly String started to permeate the crowd and Tremaine succeeded in offending most all of our Canadian patrons.
4. The after-after-after-party, in which Rick Kosick’s chest was forcibly bared and scribbled upon, Tremaine stopped singing off-key and started earnestly picking his nose out of love for the Great Booger Rainbow, and Mike G. grabbed a broom to start sweeping up the party debris.

A fun time was had here by all—even though the beer ran out early on and Crash had to be sent out into the cold, dark, rainy night on a secondary run—and we’re still trying to figure out who or what could possibly fit into that tiny gold marble bag so elegantly modeled by Chris Pontius during the “formal” party hour. (more…)

With the fog machine smoke still settling, Rick Kosick resumed his seat at the helm of jackassworld live this past Wednesday. If nothing else, maybe just to make up for the previous week’s “non-show” in which an unmanned computer looked out silently upon the jackassworld office as people went about their day-to-day working business (skateboarding, drinking, eating, and ordering tschochke holiday crap out of Madison’s school catalog). (more…)

Part One

Part Two

The first part of this jackassworld live replay opens up in a wholly jackass manner. See that black thing bobbing up and down in the upper left corner? That’s the mic on the second camera manned by Mike, which makes even more sense once Rick Kosick introduces the show and talks about blunders (he also talks about a “moment of clarity,” but I really don’t know what the heck he meant by that). Wee Man and Steve-O join him shortly thereafter and the talk turns to looney bins, nursing homes, and bingo games. Jeff Tremaine then interrupts in emperor-like fashion, while Steve-O takes to responding to a community question about his tattoos, a topic that ultimately leads up to his desire for a knuckle makeover. In Part 2, Steve-O and Wee Man take the show to the table top, where they whip out a few haphazard and hazardous skateboard tricks before doing a vaudevillian skid into ye olde banana funnies. And it just wouldn’t be a jackassworld live show without some kind of appearance by Greg Wolf, only this time around he brought his serious pants to the set and got them all in a bunch when Wee Man drew a nifty looking penis on his sling-thing. What an ingrate.

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For the unaware, uninitiated, and unsure, jackassworld live is every Wednesday at 4:20pm-ish PST. PST stands for “Pacific Standard Time” and applies to a geographical slice of the globe that includes California and other places. If you don’t live in California (or those other places) then you’re going to have to maximize your synapses by figuring out where in time you exist in relation to our global position. For help in doing so, go here: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/

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Okay, so that sounds somewhat sensationalistic, but what better way to celebrate jackassworld live going on the road for breaking news than by getting all tabloid and shit. And the truth is, Wolfie was on drugs. So we really aren’t pulling any Fox News crap here. Granted, he was only popping Hydrocodone, the generic equivalent to Vicodin, but that’s the best his jackassworld health insurance could get. No good stuff for Wolfie! What really sucks, though, is that he’s back in the office now and kind of crabbier than he was pre-surgery. My guess is that this grumpiness stems from the severely constipating effects of Hydrocodone, having already done my post-operative stint on the very same drug. God, that shit fucked up my shit for a good couple weeks…

Anyway, in Part 1, prepare yourself for a startlingly close close-up on Jeff Tremaine’s face. But this is a good thing, because if it wasn’t for Jeff we never would’ve bulldogged our way past Mrs. Wolf to let us near her husband. (Earlier in the day Wolfie told Kosick that no way in hell he wanted us over there doing a live broadcast—mostly, I guess, because he was having trouble getting a shirt on and didn’t want to be seen topless with his shorn pelt.) So just sit back and watch Jeff work his magic. He really is one of the best.

In Part 2, Kosick and Wolfie revisit the scene of the breakfast cereal mishap that lead up to this whole shoulder operation in the first place. And, as medical fate would have it, Wolfie was given some footage from the procedure, which we’ve freshly inserted here. It is rather trippy, though, and looks more like the titanium steel dick of a Schwarzenegger-era Terminator piston-fucking a giant squid. Especially with the accompanying zippy music score.

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In further edited moments from a live hour of startling clarity from the offices of jackassworld, Rick Kosick gives you an exclusive glimpse into our bipolar magic castle. Make of that what you will, but everyone loves a jolly bobbie…well, almost everyone. In Part 1, Kosick fields pre-selected questions from the community before circling in on Wolfie for the Fantasy Football kill (which may seem somewhat irrelevant in the grand scheme, but all shall be illuminated in the coming days from Dave Carnie). For the more fashionably conscious among you, please take note of Wolfie’s decorative sling apparel. He may be onto something here for the coming fall season. In Part 2, Chris Pontius brightens the afternoon with a description of his hypothetical daily duties here at jackassworld, which apparently involve sexual positioning for the most part. And just watch Wolfie work that camera to keep up with all of Chris’s kama sutric antics! What a professional—Chris, I mean.

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For the unaware, uninitiated, and unsure, jackassworld live is every Wednesday at 4:20pm-ish PST. PST stands for “Pacific Standard Time” and applies to a geographical slice of the globe that includes California and other places. If you don’t live in California (or those other places) then you’re going to have to maximize your synapses by figuring out where in time you exist in relation to our global position. For help in doing so, go here: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/

Yesterday was one of those “eh” days in the office. No, not in the Canadian sense, just kind of blasé, where we really couldn’t muster two shits of creative thought for jackassworld live that afternoon. Plus, we’d just come off such a good show with Sign Of The Fox and Wee Man the previous week that anything to follow would most likely be a let down. So throughout the day I deflected inquiries about the show from the community (one person I’d even told that if we did go on to not expect much as it would probably be a very short affair, perhaps punctuated by the routine angry outburst of sorts from the host), up until around 2:00pm when Rick Kosick finally decided to cancel the show altogether. Accordingly, I distributed a formal bulletin to all registered community members. (more…)

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