jackassworld

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The first part of this jackassworld live replay opens up in a wholly jackass manner. See that black thing bobbing up and down in the upper left corner? That’s the mic on the second camera manned by Mike, which makes even more sense once Rick Kosick introduces the show and talks about blunders (he also talks about a “moment of clarity,” but I really don’t know what the heck he meant by that). Wee Man and Steve-O join him shortly thereafter and the talk turns to looney bins, nursing homes, and bingo games. Jeff Tremaine then interrupts in emperor-like fashion, while Steve-O takes to responding to a community question about his tattoos, a topic that ultimately leads up to his desire for a knuckle makeover. In Part 2, Steve-O and Wee Man take the show to the table top, where they whip out a few haphazard and hazardous skateboard tricks before doing a vaudevillian skid into ye olde banana funnies. And it just wouldn’t be a jackassworld live show without some kind of appearance by Greg Wolf, only this time around he brought his serious pants to the set and got them all in a bunch when Wee Man drew a nifty looking penis on his sling-thing. What an ingrate.

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For the unaware, uninitiated, and unsure, jackassworld live is every Wednesday at 4:20pm-ish PST. PST stands for “Pacific Standard Time” and applies to a geographical slice of the globe that includes California and other places. If you don’t live in California (or those other places) then you’re going to have to maximize your synapses by figuring out where in time you exist in relation to our global position. For help in doing so, go here: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/

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Okay, so that sounds somewhat sensationalistic, but what better way to celebrate jackassworld live going on the road for breaking news than by getting all tabloid and shit. And the truth is, Wolfie was on drugs. So we really aren’t pulling any Fox News crap here. Granted, he was only popping Hydrocodone, the generic equivalent to Vicodin, but that’s the best his jackassworld health insurance could get. No good stuff for Wolfie! What really sucks, though, is that he’s back in the office now and kind of crabbier than he was pre-surgery. My guess is that this grumpiness stems from the severely constipating effects of Hydrocodone, having already done my post-operative stint on the very same drug. God, that shit fucked up my shit for a good couple weeks…

Anyway, in Part 1, prepare yourself for a startlingly close close-up on Jeff Tremaine’s face. But this is a good thing, because if it wasn’t for Jeff we never would’ve bulldogged our way past Mrs. Wolf to let us near her husband. (Earlier in the day Wolfie told Kosick that no way in hell he wanted us over there doing a live broadcast—mostly, I guess, because he was having trouble getting a shirt on and didn’t want to be seen topless with his shorn pelt.) So just sit back and watch Jeff work his magic. He really is one of the best.

In Part 2, Kosick and Wolfie revisit the scene of the breakfast cereal mishap that lead up to this whole shoulder operation in the first place. And, as medical fate would have it, Wolfie was given some footage from the procedure, which we’ve freshly inserted here. It is rather trippy, though, and looks more like the titanium steel dick of a Schwarzenegger-era Terminator piston-fucking a giant squid. Especially with the accompanying zippy music score.

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In further edited moments from a live hour of startling clarity from the offices of jackassworld, Rick Kosick gives you an exclusive glimpse into our bipolar magic castle. Make of that what you will, but everyone loves a jolly bobbie…well, almost everyone. In Part 1, Kosick fields pre-selected questions from the community before circling in on Wolfie for the Fantasy Football kill (which may seem somewhat irrelevant in the grand scheme, but all shall be illuminated in the coming days from Dave Carnie). For the more fashionably conscious among you, please take note of Wolfie’s decorative sling apparel. He may be onto something here for the coming fall season. In Part 2, Chris Pontius brightens the afternoon with a description of his hypothetical daily duties here at jackassworld, which apparently involve sexual positioning for the most part. And just watch Wolfie work that camera to keep up with all of Chris’s kama sutric antics! What a professional—Chris, I mean.

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For the unaware, uninitiated, and unsure, jackassworld live is every Wednesday at 4:20pm-ish PST. PST stands for “Pacific Standard Time” and applies to a geographical slice of the globe that includes California and other places. If you don’t live in California (or those other places) then you’re going to have to maximize your synapses by figuring out where in time you exist in relation to our global position. For help in doing so, go here: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/

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For the unaware, uninitiated, and unsure, jackassworld live is every Wednesday at 4:20pm-ish PST. PST stands for “Pacific Standard Time” and applies to a geographical slice of the globe that includes California and other places. If you don’t live in California (or those other places) then you’re going to have to maximize your synapses by figuring out where in time you exist in relation to our global position. For help in doing so, go here: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/

Yesterday was one of those “eh” days in the office. No, not in the Canadian sense, just kind of blasé, where we really couldn’t muster two shits of creative thought for jackassworld live that afternoon. Plus, we’d just come off such a good show with Sign Of The Fox and Wee Man the previous week that anything to follow would most likely be a let down. So throughout the day I deflected inquiries about the show from the community (one person I’d even told that if we did go on to not expect much as it would probably be a very short affair, perhaps punctuated by the routine angry outburst of sorts from the host), up until around 2:00pm when Rick Kosick finally decided to cancel the show altogether. Accordingly, I distributed a formal bulletin to all registered community members. (more…)

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Hey everyone, it’s Sunday. How’s your Sunday going? Mine is going good. So here’s what went down on this past Wednesday’s jackassworld live show, featuring special guests Wee Man and Sign Of The Fox with a few random variables thrown in for good entertaining measure. In Part 1, Rick Kosick and Wee Man toast the 30,000th member to join jackassworld, Cornetoboy, who hangs about in balloon-based spirit. The big boy and little man ease into the hour with some questions from the community before welcoming Sign Of The Fox into the mix. Handsome Jack leads the talking charge with tales of his former appearances on jackass, pre-historic moments with Johnny Knoxville, and community network site confusion, up until the band acoustically orients themselves for a song entitled “Stand the Pain.” In Part 2, Sign Of The Fox opens up with “Fingers Crossed,” another song of their CD For Anybody Else, with an extra-special guest appearance by Chris Pontius in the final stanza. Loomis Fall then maxes out the couch capacity with stories from his recent racings in China on the Gumball Rally, at which point Wee Man and Chris provide a rousing demonstration of “Wee Style” to suitably cinch up the rear end of the show.

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For the unaware, uninitiated, and unsure, jackassworld live is every Wednesday at 4:20pm-ish PST. PST stands for “Pacific Standard Time” and applies to a geographical slice of the globe that includes California and other places. If you don’t live in California (or those other places) then you’re going to have to maximize your synapses by figuring out where in time you exist in relation to our global position. For help in doing so, go here: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/