24 hour takeover – hour 4 recap
So we sauntered into hour 4 with a real feel-good moment: pitting Ehren against a group of loveable little kids in a spelling bee, guest-starring jackassworld’s own Rick Kosick as the mean-spirited bee. As we’d predicted, Ehren was not brighter than a box of rocks—not even a bag of hammers—and found himself in several shocking consequences as he fumbled his way through the English language into territories not even remotely near those settled by Oxford or Webster. Good job, Ehren. Better luck next year in 6th grade. Anyway, one studio over competitive eaters bellied up against those of Phil, Preston and Kosick to gobble Nathan’s weenies like there was no tomorrow (or in Kosick’s case, like he was having an afternoon treat with his tea; seriously, no effort whatsoever on his part, pretty disappointing). Bam force-fed Phil all the way to the fat fucking finish line, but no such luck, the contest went to some random competitive eater.
(photo by Sean Cliver; New York, NY; 2008)
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Either everyone took a slight breather during this hour or I’m considerably losing track of time and events.
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Time is not literally flying by—that would be some real fourth dimensional avian-Einstein shit right there if it was—but time is moving very, very quickly.
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With minutes ticking down to the takeover like an atomic bomb test, the guys took to the streets to greet the throng of assembled fans in Times Square.
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