jackass archive – the fire hose
Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t it every girl’s fantasy to be hosed down by a hunky fireman? Oddly enough, it just so happened to be Johnny Knoxville’s too. Must be a 1-in-10 thing. So what we did to aid Johnny in this dream was to situate him in an alleyway along with his fatal attraction du jour: a fire truck housing some thousand-odd gallons of discolored, non-potable water. Our rent-a-fireman was more than happy to spray Knoxville down like he was an uppity rioter, blasted him into a wall and pinning him up against it with a ridiculously powerful stream of water. And even after he was sufficiently soaked, battered, and fish-faced, Knoxville came back for more and attempted to ride a bike and relax in an office chair, letting the fireman have further watery way with him. But the real bonus of the day was having Jeff Tremaine bullied into this skit when he was told to ride a skateboard directly toward the fire hose (basically under the ruse that there’s no way in hell Knoxville could stand on a skateboard for the final stunt). Jeff begrudgingly complied and was subsequently FUCKED. Sorry about that blaring expletive there, but I feel it’s entirely justified. I mean, I think he literally did get aqua-raped, and no doubt gave birth to a number of illegitimate water babies in the days to follow. It’s hilarious—a real four-alarm-pee-your-pants-and-start-crying humdinger—and I can assure you that this last bit alone was entirely worth the rental cost of the fire truck and grossly frivolous water waste. Frankly, I’m surprised Tremaine was able to reproduce following this stunt, because I’m pretty sure there are still little bits and pieces of his wiener wedged into the cracks of that back alley way to this day.
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Johnny Knoxville was never a skateboarder but that didn\'t stop him from dropping in on a vert ramp in 1999 for Big Brother magazine.
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The cast and crew of jackass test their sperm to determine the alpha male of the idiotic pack.
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Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Danger Ehren, and Dave England try their feet out at ice block skating on jackass.
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Dave England finds himself curbed by the cops after his over the top cell phone antics on jackass.
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jackass archive – urban kayak
Someone in the community appears to soon be going on a trip through Portland, Oregon, so guess what? You’re going on a vicarious trip to Portland, too. This individual was primarily interested in seeing the sites where jackass left its fecal footprint during the years of 2000-2001, many of which aren’t all that difficult to find since most of the idiotic action took place in and around the downtown’s city center. Take the seminal “Urban Kayak,” for instance, where Portland’s downtown decorative fountains and public parks set the stage for our two creative kooks armed with a one-man flotation palindrome and a common goal—to tame the urban landscape and bend it to their imaginative whims. Who needs nature anyway, with its clean, fresh air, peaceful surroundings, and cataclysmic destructive forces? That shit’s for the birds. Pave the world, goddamnit, pave the fucking world!
Rip Taylor, the appropriate ending to the jackass action figure collection.
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Steve-O flips, flails, and falls into elephant poo and, subsequently, hearts across America.
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Series 2 of the jackass action figure collection created by Nate Merritt.
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Chris Pontius runs about jolly olde England as a barking mad werewolf on jackass.
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In an entertainment world gone mad with high production value and professionalism, Jeff Tremaine, Johnny Knoxville, and Spike Jonze brought the amateur, lo-fi fun of jackass to television in what seemed like a lark but became an influential smear of pop culture crap. Sociological ramifications aside, sit back and pinch a loaf off with an absurd bevy of stunts, pranks, and silliness from the likes of Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Ryan Dunn, Preston Lacy, Wee Man, Dave England and Danger Ehren.
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