photo of the day – danger ehren
On the eve of the world’s most mischievous holiday, the jerks at jackassworld would like to remind you to have a safe and happy Halloween this year by observing a few simple rules:
1. Stay on the sidewalks, or out of the road. Bring a flashlight or other lighting device. Lighting on some streets can be poor. Come to think of it, avoid poor streets in general. Trick-or-treating on skid row is a very unprofitable venture and may in fact have a negative impact on your bounty.
2. All candy and food should be inspected before eating. There is probably a very good reason Danzig once crooned about candy apples and razor blades and why he remembers Halloween.
3. Wear masks that don’t limit eyesight, and avoid costumes that hinder your ability to easily pee or poo should the awkward moment arise, e.g. Donna Martin’s mermaid costume.
4. Never trust anyone offering to help you with any facet of your costume, especially if it involves the application of hair. Remember: Just like the owls in Twin Peaks, your friends are not what they seem.
5. Lastly, should you live in Hollywood, the use of Silly String™, a/k/a Irrational Fits of Uncontrollable Rage String™, is strictly prohibited. For obvious reasons, really, considering that an army of darkness plastered in this berserker substance [witness Exhibit A] would be nothing short of un-fucking-stoppable.
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So is this what it looks like when doves cry? No, not really. Dave England is far from a dove, because—trust me—there is no peace when Darf is up and careening about.
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You know how sometimes you see a girl out at the bar and she looks all hot? But then you wake up with her the next the morning after she's taken her face off and you're all like, "Whoa... ," because this certainly can't be the same person you picked up and bedded the night before?
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You can't have a beginning without an ending, so here's a parting shot of Chris Pontius from the choreographed closer to jackass number two. Not only was this a flamingly ab-studded affair, but it was a well-stocked firehouse of cameos to boot.
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It's been a few days since we posted a good old fashioned photo from jackass, so for today's weekend digestion I offer up an outtake from the opening sequence to jackass number two. An outtake? Yes, an outtake. I didn't stutter.
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photo of the day – kosick and dimitry
My memory is usually pretty solid—or so I like to think it is up until I see stuff like my new user ID photo that I found on Facebook and can’t even recall the f’ing thing ever being taken. What’s up with those tube socks, anyway? Was I trying to compensate for the short shorts? No wonder my mind excommunicated the episode from its congregation of fond memories. Anyway, once again I appear to have made a synaptic shit instead of a mental connection and I cannot for the life of me remember what preceded this photo that I ran across while pilfering random images from the jackass number two “Louisiana” folder. Clearly an argument has taken place between professional camerabros Rick Kosick and Dimitry Elyashkevich … one that was apparently so serious (and laughable, given Cordell Mansfield’s expression) that Kosick felt the need it be decided in the tried and true manner of fisticuffs. So please take this opportunity to put yourself in their argumentative place and give it the old creative captioning heave-ho: What could have possibly instigated this situation? (more…)
Shit mouth. I had to say it. I couldn't help myself. I don't even have Tourette's, but by god I had to get those two words out of my mind and onto the keyboard before I could go on any further. And now that I have, well, to be quite honest I don't feel like typing anything else.
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On the night of what is now simply known as "Bam's Bad Day" during the production of jackass number two in Louisiana, we were scheduled to film with Jim Karol, a/k/a "The Psychic Madman." We primarily had some card throwing on the creative agenda, but he'd also brought along a few traps
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No, this ain't no hot shit still from a not soon to be forthcoming "Where Are They Now" special starring the cast of jackass.
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The credits for jackass number two were certainly a star-studded affair. Much more so in fact than the actual movie itself. For the astute and keen of cinematic eye, the following celebrities could be briefly spotted beneath the titles and names scrolling at stage left
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