
There’s an old horror flick entitled Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things circa 1973 that I can honestly say had no influence or bearing on our funereal fun with this hearse on jackass. I can also honestly say that after seeing how people reacted to this I was convinced they’d fall for anything (case in recently stupid point: Balloon Boy—face, suckers!). But if they hadn’t reacted as such then I never would’ve had my guest-starring role as bumbling mortician Johnny Knoxville’s equally bumbling assistant. So my utmost thanks to them and their super gullible cooperation on this super unnatural prank. Anyway, this was the first appearance of Handsome Jack on jackass, I believe, and a handsome corpse he did indeed make. A damn heavy one, too, as I about busted a spleen trying to hoist him and his coffin back into the hearse with Knoxville.
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I’d never been to a professional wrestling event before last night’s Raw deal, but apparently the spectators are really into making and holding up signs. Some people even had like three or four different signs. Most of these artistically-challenged placards revolved around loving or hating on certain wrestlers, but there were a good deal directly related to jackass and Johnny Knoxville as well. Again, some pro, some con, but one being downright conceptual—and I don’t mean that in the art theory sense. Special thanks to Handsome Jack for providing the visual “heartthrob” accompaniment. (more…)
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