photo of the day – danger ehren
On the eve of the world’s most mischievous holiday, the jerks at jackassworld would like to remind you to have a safe and happy Halloween this year by observing a few simple rules:
1. Stay on the sidewalks, or out of the road. Bring a flashlight or other lighting device. Lighting on some streets can be poor. Come to think of it, avoid poor streets in general. Trick-or-treating on skid row is a very unprofitable venture and may in fact have a negative impact on your bounty.
2. All candy and food should be inspected before eating. There is probably a very good reason Danzig once crooned about candy apples and razor blades and why he remembers Halloween.
3. Wear masks that don’t limit eyesight, and avoid costumes that hinder your ability to easily pee or poo should the awkward moment arise, e.g. Donna Martin’s mermaid costume.
4. Never trust anyone offering to help you with any facet of your costume, especially if it involves the application of hair. Remember: Just like the owls in Twin Peaks, your friends are not what they seem.
5. Lastly, should you live in Hollywood, the use of Silly String™, a/k/a Irrational Fits of Uncontrollable Rage String™, is strictly prohibited. For obvious reasons, really, considering that an army of darkness plastered in this berserker substance [witness Exhibit A] would be nothing short of un-fucking-stoppable.
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Halloween costume suggestions from your fiends at jackass.
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Johnny Knoxville, Danger Ehren, and Dave England goof around with muscle stimulators on jackass the movie.
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Johnny Knoxville and the boys strip down to their tighty-whiteys and play a harmful game of Nutball on jackass.
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With an iron fist, cold heart, and loaded fire extinguisher, Dimitry Elyashkevich controls the chaotic world of Dave England and Ehren McGhehey.
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jackass flashback – the blind driver
Whoever the hell was responsible for coming up with all the categories presented in the 2009 jackassworld awards totally forgot to include one for the flashback series. What an oversight. So, in commemoration of this four-eyed nincompoop’s glaring omittance (speaking in the objective third person, of course), we now present one of the hypothetical nominees to the lamentably absent jackass flashback category: “Blind Driver,” starring Danger Ehren, Dave England, and the barely professional nitwits that eventually got it right.
johnny knoxville vs. danger ehren: rat trap arm wrestling
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Whoa, who are all these fresh-faced pups? This was an interesting night on jackass the movie, as Johnny Knoxville wanted nothing whatsoever to do with "Cube Truck Roller Disco."
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When it comes to teen angst and the awkward hell of high school, no one summed it up better than John Hughes.
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I couldn't even begin to tell you how ridiculously hard it was to get this video on the site. And it wasn't even a Rights & Clearances issue; just another moronic comedy of errors in the days of our lives here at jackassworld.
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