a jackassworld tribute to michael jackson
It’s official. CNN has finally conceded to the earlier reports by other reliable and reputable news agencies such as TMZ and Fox News (who needs a damn coroner statement, anyway?) that Michael Jackson has indeed passed away. Jackassworld, a site that could possibly be construed as somewhat slightly less than reliable and reputable but just as caring as everyone else in the Interweb business, is now posting up this tribute to the King of Pop. Take it away, Eddie. (more…)
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o every time Eddie Barbanell and I are together we end up singing Roger Alan Wade songs non-stop. If there is any quiet time whatsoever (and believe me there is not), Eddie will launch into \"Fryin\' Bacon Nekkid,\" \"Butt-Ugly Slut,\" or like in the the video you are about to see \"D-R-U-N-K.\"
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Back in February, Eddie Barbanell invited me to join him at the winter Special Olympics in Boise, Idaho. Actually, he pretty much demanded I come. I mean, I wanted to go anyway, but Eddie was relentless like Eddie always is. Heh heh...
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You get to witness the urban metamorphosis of two straight, white crackers becoming full-fledged playahs.
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Before I go to bed at night I usually do one last check of my email to insure there are no unwelcome surprises awaiting me in the morning. Last night was no exception, and thank god I did because it sent me straight to bed with a smile on my face.
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eddie barbanell’s challenge to president barack obama
This past March, President Barack Obama verbally slipped up on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno by equating his bowling skills to those on par with athletes that participate in the Special Olympics. Obama has since apologized in earnest to Special Olympics chairman Tim Shriver for this quip, but Eddie Barbanell would still like it to be publicly and officially known that he will gladly take on the President in a game of one-on-one basketball. For a man who staunchly and vocally supported Obama in his Presidential campaign against John McCain, I think it’s only fair that this challenge be answered on the hardwood. Bring it on. (more…)
I have been wanting to re-do the Michael Peters' dance-steps to Michael Jackson's "Beat It" video for quite a long time. So you can imagine how psyched I was when Rob Dyrdek asked me and Eddie Barbanell to be in his dance video on the Fantasy Factory.
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Say hello to the Bishop Dong Juan and Slim Iceberg: the two freshest pimps in Hollywood. What may you ask are me and my homey Eddie Barbanell doing in some fine-ass threads like these? Looking dope, that's what you "clappy white bitches."
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We once cinematically joked about the "son of jackass," but it's no joke when it comes to one of jackassworld's favorite sons.
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Jeff Tremaine is the most inspiring person I have ever met. He has, as I have said before, singlehandedly inspired me to write well over half of my pranks.
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