nitro circus – the puerto rico promo
I used to go to this BMX track when I was a tyke. It was crazy, seemed to large-scale for standard bikes, but these older kids would take it on.
“How light is your bike,” I asked one of them?
“Fifty-pounds.”
I was flabbergasted, and told my cohorts. As far as we all knew, it was the lighter bikes that lent more to stunts and tricks. I never forgot that day and comment and write about it today so the world will know. (more…)
more earl parker
Do you have trouble talking to girls you don’t know? Are you gay? Do you have white hair? I do! You’ve probably heard of me around America, I’m Rudy.
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Right after I first relocated to California in 1992, I chose to drop everything I had learned and reinstate my “education” via the mannerisms of Jeff Tremaine.
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I guess I am a fully grown adult-type person. I only seem to watch the nightly news. I don’t have cable, or else I would watch CNN.
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The desert. That is where it is, that is the mood. Myself and all the others I know have offices in the desert, but this is my office. It is my desert office.
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“fay dipper (try a text message, idiot!)” by earl parker
Fay Dipper (try a text message, idiot!)
…actually, something going by such a title might “end up” being more interesting, or so you will see. I have been using computers for a long time, as well as being alive for a considerable amount. I have nothing to say healthily about Twitter.com, a website that for some reason is popular. In a recent article in Time magazine they wrote: “It’s like Facebook,” but without the Facebook—in a nutshell all it is is writing what you are doing like on Facebook, but with none of the other attributes therein. They talk about it on the radio, too, this geek guy on AM 640 on the weekends. He met a man that had 50 people coming after him on Twitter, and then the radio guy added himself to the list. Rare. (more…)
Tina Slab is currently 19-years-old. She is a redneck with a clearly spoken southern accent.
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We all know what we're talking about here, so cut the crap! You know you came here as a little kid, and then again when you were all grown up.
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More of a mental thing than anything situated in the pants. I still have this computer they bought me at the office. The thing sucks, but the people rule.
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California was not my style either, but I worked hard and tried to make it my own. There are many things different about this place from where you most likely live.
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