photos of the day – wolfie and the slate
Wolfie mans up in Thailand on the job.
Up until now there’s really only been two famous Slaters in Hollywood and that would be Christian (Jack Nicholson) and Helen (Supergirl). But anyone familiar with the bonus features on the jackass 2.5 DVD knows full well there is a third slater around town and that is none other than Wolfie. I’m assuming that most all of y’all are familiar with the dirty details of his working relationship with the slate, so instead of wasting valuable synaptic seconds in the critical thinking spaces of your brain I shall simply show you pictures of the two in action. And when I say action, I mean action. Grrrr…
more dimitry elyashkevich
Y'know, now that I look at these photos from Wildboyz days past, I'm not sure whether our week of discovery is coming to a close or coming out of the closet.
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Uh, yeah. So the other day when I said I'd saved the best for last ... well ... I was kinda talking out of my ass.
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I know I said this was to be an informal week of edjumacation about the world around you, but let's take a break from exploring all the flora and fauna to peek beneath the bagged-out skirt of Mother Russia.
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Let's see...what can I learn you about today. I know. India! Man, what a country.
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photos of the day – superdimitry
He’s super sweaty!
So in today’s discovery post, I’d like to showcase just a few of the wildery reasons why Dimitry Elyashkevich is just plain super. And what better way to do so than in photos from Dimitry’s never ending world tour through life. In a way, it’s a lot like The NeverEnding Story (1984), in which a young boy gets wrapped up in a fantasy storybook and eventually mounts a furry flying puppy dog dragon to conquer The Nothing. Dimitry does this exact same thing, only minus the physical book and the furry flying puppy dog dragon. Sometimes I wish I had a furry flying puppy dog dragon myself, but that’s a tale for another day (although I’m pretty sure, if I overheard correctly, that Wolfie has a fantasy furry flying puppy dog dragon starting on the fantasy offensive line of his fantasy football team this coming fantasy weekend). In the meantime, let’s celebrate how super Dimitry is. Hooray for Dimitry!
Normally I'm not one to toot my own horn, but since it's Sunday I'm happy to present an extra-special huge edition of Last Call from the night of my big book launch party for The Disposable Skateboard Bible.
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During the run of Wildboyz from 2003-2005, the cast and crew saw more exotic locations, people, flora, and fauna than most of the world's population does in a lifetime.
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When I was a young'un water tubing meant your wee ass, and possibly your cousin's too, was going to be dragged in a simple black rubber inner tube behind a boat at a leisurely pace. Mostly because that's all the torque the poor tube could handle.
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So while out on the "dudes on the lake" tour, we drank every night but this night was exceptional. Jeff and his buddy Sweet Willy decided to play Dave (Jeff's brother) and I at a lovely game of Cornhole.
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