jackass flashback – the blind driver
Whoever the hell was responsible for coming up with all the categories presented in the 2009 jackassworld awards totally forgot to include one for the flashback series. What an oversight. So, in commemoration of this four-eyed nincompoop’s glaring omittance (speaking in the objective third person, of course), we now present one of the hypothetical nominees to the lamentably absent jackass flashback category: “Blind Driver,” starring Danger Ehren, Dave England, and the barely professional nitwits that eventually got it right.
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So is this what it looks like when doves cry? No, not really. Dave England is far from a dove, because—trust me—there is no peace when Darf is up and careening about.
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Yes, actually you have. Perhaps not as god intended, what with those pixelated amoebas crawling about Dave England's naughty bits on television
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Normally I'm not one to toot my own horn, but since it's Sunday I'm happy to present an extra-special huge edition of Last Call from the night of my big book launch party for The Disposable Skateboard Bible.
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Chances are if you aren\'t in some of these photos then you did not get to be there again when art scene revelers came out to toast the going away party for the Michael Jackson-inspired art show
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photo of the day – days of disco
Whoa, who are all these fresh-faced pups? This was an interesting night on jackass the movie, as Johnny Knoxville wanted nothing whatsoever to do with “Cube Truck Roller Disco.” Maybe he had a bad disco experience as a kid, I don’t know, but the one thing I do know is that he had a really bad karaoke experience with a Wham! song that I only wish we could post the laughable recording of here on jackassworld. Anyway, the rest of the cast was not so lucky in their ability to opt out on this shoot, but they still put on their best ’70s face and went for it in style. In the end it was Bam who figured out that the quickest and most direct route from beginning to end of filming was to simply whore yourself out to physics. One vertical face-plant into the roll-down door and that was all she wrote on this 60-seconds of cinematic history. Bonus trivia: I believe the added danger of bowling balls was originally written into this bit, but then some rocket scientist figured out that all to be gained from including those in the chaotic mix would be broken ankles and other indiscriminate blunt force traumas. (more…)
When it comes to teen angst and the awkward hell of high school, no one summed it up better than John Hughes.
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On Friday, July 24th, people gathered. Not just anywhere, but at the 2Headed Horse Gallery in Los Angeles, CA, for the "Got To Be There" art show inspired by the life and times of the late Michael Jackson. Worthy of note, this show was conceived and curated by Scott Manning
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I couldn't even begin to tell you how ridiculously hard it was to get this video on the site. And it wasn't even a Rights & Clearances issue; just another moronic comedy of errors in the days of our lives here at jackassworld.
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If you're not French, you probably have no idea what I'm talking about. And if it's not related to fries or toast then why should you care, anyway? I probably wouldn't care much myself, but it is the French equivalent to our Fourth of July deal
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