a top 10 video countdown to new year’s eve
Unfortunately, due to family obligations of a more responsible nature, I will not be burning down my inner house tonight in celebration of the coming new year, but I am guessing most everyone else out there in the world will be partying like it’s 1999. Only it’s not. Remember all that “Y2K” hullabaloo? What a hoot that was. An anti-climactic hoot, yes, but I can still only imagine what a rockin’ time it was for movie scripts, computer sales, and members of the Montana Militia. But don’t worry. Doomsday will be back in style come 2011 and it will surely be the apocalyptic party theme du jour as the Mayan calendar closes up shop on humanity. In the meantime, we’ve got three long years of laughs ahead of us, so live it the fuck up! Accordingly, here’s a playlist consisting of some of our favorite wasted occasions throughout the years (or at least the ones caught on film). And, should old acquaintances* be forgotten once again, let’s just chalk it up to the janitorial effects of alcohol—out with the old brain cells and in with the new. Happy New Year, everybody! (more…)
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So here we go. From the peanuts of the poop to the cream of the crap, these are the Top 10 most viewed videos of 2008
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I think the kid needed to cuss more and maybe slam the sandwich into his mom’s face, but otherwise, well played, well played indeed
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No, don’t just buy a cake and a tube of icing and do it yourself. No, make a big stink about it and cause a hassle. You’re making a point. You need to let the people know.
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This one actually made the rounds just before Thanksgiving, so I apologize if this would have appealed to your Thanksgiving Day menu.
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an interview with johnny knoxville
I enjoy drinking during the day, but I had to stop because it was interfering with work. Knoxville, however, has found a way to drink during the day and the drinking is considered “work”: Those One Shot, One Beer—I can never keep it straight because there ain’t one of nothing, but whatever they’re called, they’re genius. I wish I had thought of it. Because the only reason he does them is so he can get drunk with his friends during working hours. Again, genius. That’s why he’s the boss. Maybe I should start a segment called “One Bottle of Wine, and One Children’s Book,” and then I’ll just sit there and get drunk while reading a children’s book to the camera. There’s a lot of children’s literature out there, so the segment would have a long life. (more…)
In what may be our most diverse birthday montage yet, Seth has cut together a reel celebrating over thirteen years of "total carnage" from Big Brother, jackass and jackassworld.
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Someone started wiping boogers on the wall above the toilets. One day I was peeing and after I got bored looking at my tiny penis, my eyes started wandering around the bathroom
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So there was an '80s vert contest last weekend hosted by Tony Hawk’s shredordie.com and Quiksilver. I was asked to be a judge.
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In the transition of ownership from Steve Rocco to Larry Flynt, Big Brother magazine lost a few liberties with its content (no more bare boobies, for starters) but the staff certainly gained...
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