link of the day – the deadly syndrome on tour
Do you like music? I like music. I like music so much that at the opening show of The Pixies Doolittle tour in Los Angeles last night I forgot to order a “call” vodka and instead wound up with “well” vodka. And not just once, but three times. Not the rookie move you really want to make for a Thursday work morning, but I was just so excited I could have peed all over the floor of the Hollywood Palladium like a puppy. Make that a drunk puppy (who is now a slightly sick puppy). Anyway, if you can’t make it to one of The Pixies shows—it’s worth it, trust me—maybe you can check out our friends in The Deadly Syndrome. They’re on a slightly less grandiose tour at present but it’s a tour just the same and they need to be loved just like everybody else does. And on that handsome note: Rock over London, rock on, Chicago. Dickhouse—it takes a load off.
more crash richard
On this particular birthday go round it was decided to forego the X-rated cake in favor of a simulated X-rated practice: the bukake. But, seeing as our accountant Gio is a woman and quite unable to self-produce copious loads of semen, we opted for a more "affirmative action" route instead.
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So I just arrived in New Orleans today to start work on the film Father of Invention. In the film my character's leg gets broke so I went to an actual doctor's office to get fitted for the cast. "Do you know Chris Richard?" asked the sweet nurse in the picture below.
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In the midst of a Purple Pony lull (sorry, slight shortage of guests at the moment), Shanna provides a guided tour of the prestigious pink Dickhouse offices located in Hollywood, CA. Chock full of everything from photos to skateboards, original artwork to personalized movie posters
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One of the fringe benefits of the jackassworld mailbag program is that our community often sends us toys that are, in turn, used to generate content for the website. Why, I believe it was Amanda who first sent us a canister of Silly String—the very same can that generated the hit jackassworld video "Rick Rage."
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happy birthday kosick and crash!
It’s no secret that we’ve had to tighten the belt at jackassworld, so how much more economical can it get than celebrating two birthdays with one post: Rick Kosick and Christopher “Crash” Richard, both of whom popped out of the womb on this day (don’t ask me what years, though). Since our resident shorthand birthday montager Seth Casriel has stepped away from the web work for a bit, our hand has been forced into yet another long-lasting playlist culled from the depths of the video archive (funny what’s buried under all that coded rubble … I almost forgot that Crash got his anus swabbed with hot sauce). Happy (cheap) Birthday, guys! (more…)
With temperatures heating up in Los Angeles and the drive to work cooling down, Derek Freda, our office "Dad" for all intents and purposes, succumbed to the inverse trend once more and offered up the use of his backyard pool to the jackassworld staff on a Friday afternoon.
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