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By the time this posts, it has been almost a month since the last installment of the viewer mail. For those of you who actually look forward to this segment, I will bore you with the details why. Among other things, the hiatus was due in part to the recent extraction of my wisdom teeth, Rick being busier in the editing room since one of our editors took a temporary leave of absence to hang with 50 Cent, the planning of the California “Skate Spot” road trip that will depart Los Angeles next week, and the small task of making sure that Bam, Ryan, Loomis, and Dimitry got safely in and out of China and North Korea on the recent Gumball 3000 rally. (How’s that for a run-on sentence, Cliver?) [ed. Note: It’s actually Carnie that’s copy editing this one and technically that isn’t a run-on sentence because it was just a long list, and it was well executed, keep up the good work Mike, we’re proud of you, you’re doing a great job, treat yourself to some horse fuckin’—that was a run-on sentence.] Basically, production has been ramping up in the jackassworld headquarters, which has put mail responses on the figurative back-burner, as well as the fact that the mail has taken a bit of a spike since I mentioned that we have run out of stickers. Thus, we waited to stockpile some good stuff. (Sorry to Dania that you had to wait so long for us to open your goodies…)

For those of you whom we owe “thank you” responses to (you know who you are since I have contacted most of you personally and apologized for my ineptitude), it looks like it will be another two weeks before you see anything from us since I will be going on the road with some of the boys next week, only to return to be buried in piles of receipts the following week in an attempt to make sense of the ridiculous amount of money we’ll have spent tearing up the California coast during the final week of September. Just know that I have a list and I make good on my promises. That includes you, Greg E. Boy. It also includes Kat Von H all the way in Germany. And, Joanne in the U.K. And, Sam in Texas. And, Amanda for the now infamous ‘Angry String.’

By the way, I am very fond of a new page that popped up in the jackassworld community a couple of weeks ago, “Save A Stamp, Lick Mike G.” The proprietor of the page thinks I hate it, but she (or he—we here at jackassworld are equal opportunity employers) did not hear that from me.

Finally, if anyone in New Jersey knows the address of a girl who is missing her graduation dog, please message me. We appreciate the gesture, but we’d like to return the pooch to its rightful owner. —Mike G.

jackassworld.com
7510 W. Sunset Blvd. #600
Hollywood, CA 90048

Hello again everybody. First, I want to congratulate the jackassworld community for reaching 30,000 members! This is very impressive considering that unlike other websites, you do not need to register to enjoy our FREE content. Even so, 30,148 of you have joined our jackass army thus far, and we’re only getting started. (more…)

If you are actually reading this, you have watched the newest installment of the mailbag and you’ll understand why I have chosen to focus my thoughts today on a gentleman by the name of Greg Wolf. Those of you whom are reading this are very familiar with him by now. And, those who don’t frequent our glorious website need to “Get With the Program.” However, it is entirely possible that those oblivious to the existence of jackassworld have potentially watched the bonus features of jackass 2.5 and have seen Mark Hanson’s piece de resistance, “Who Is Greg Wolf?” Even those who have had their heads up their asses for years may remember Greg Wolf from way back in June 2001 when on the very last show of the original jackass series, his cell phone number was given out on the air during the “Wolfie Bikini.” (more…)

So, because I have been busy responding to all of the mail that has come in, and because I am working on a blind deadline due to Sean Cliver’s family schedule, I cannot provide you with a clever blog entry this week.

In fact, I haven’t even seen what Seth has cut, but 90-percent of the office thinks it is hilarious. Let’s see how funny it is when Rick doesn’t have a cameraman for his jackassworld live show next week. That is assuming (using his own words) that he “man’s up” and does one this week.

Thanks to Emma, Joanne, Frazer, Diego, Gretchen, Dr. Jessica Morgan, Brie, and Tera for their showcased mail this week.

You guys rock. And, if I ever get through sorting and organizing the piles of letters here, perhaps you’ll find something in the mail from us.

jackassworld.com
7510 Sunset Blvd. #600
Los Angeles, CA 90046

Welcome to the first R-rated installment of the jackassworld “Male Bag.” But don’t get your hopes up. Madampopoff, in Kent, sent us a goody bag filled with semi-risqué toys, so we felt it was best to put this installment behind the infamous “age gate.” (more…)

Hello again, and thank you to those who are taking the time to read this. We got some sweet stuff in the mail this week, and we thank you guys for continuing to write in and send us fun stuff for the office. (more…)

So, we’re back for the second installment of the mailbag, but before we get into it I would like to quickly mention that we do look at every piece of mail, as well as every community message and comment that comes to us. However, there is a lot going on around these parts and replies take time. (more…)

So, a couple of months back, to coincide with the Internet launch of Big Brother magazine (then slated for April 2008), Cliver and Carnie were adamant about setting up a postal address so our fans in the community could send some letters (not unlike those “Letters to the Editor” sections of most magazines). Dave Carnie was so psyched that he was even going to do a weekly “correspondence” column addressing that week’s mail.

Apparently, back in the day, they would get all kinds of interesting mail, which makes sense, since back in 1992 the public at large wasn’t yet surfing the information super-highway that we have all since become completely entangled in. A very small percentage of the public even knew what BBS’ were, and most people still knew how to use a pen and a stamp. Yet, in the 16 years since, most people have become so dependent on their email and online bill pay that the only thing that people physically mail anymore are wedding invitations and holiday cards. I wonder if kids in elementary school even have true “pen pals” anymore.

Anyhow, since the opening of the floodgates, I have made some community posts pleading for mail, and a few letters have trickled into our offices. I think the guys were slightly under-whelmed by the volume of stuff coming in, but what has come in has been (generally) fantastic. A lot of original art has rolled in, a very nice letter from a juvenile parole officer who had nice things to say, the obligatory requests for autographs, a Canadian solicitation for love, and even a padded envelope full of quarter-machine goodies.

Well, the other day when I came back from the mailbox with our first international package, Rick decided to document it, and this is what happened. (By the way, if I offended Hey-Seuss in Miami, I apologize.)

And, just in case you lost the address, it is:

Letters
c/o jackassworld.com
7510 Sunset Blvd. Suite 600
Los Angeles, CA 90046-3408

We know you guys got your little jackass community that you can jibber jabber on all day long, but if you’d like to write a letter directly to the jackassworld staff, you can mail it to: LETTERS c/o jackassworld.com, 7510 Sunset Blvd. #600, Hollywood, CA 90046-3408. (more…)

Jackie - NJ - DUDE JACKASS IS AWESOME AND IM ASIAN
Adam - Scottsville,Ky Jackass makes me laugh so hard i fart, and one time i pooped.
Mindy from tallahassee florida when r yall coming to tallahassee? Me and steve-o have some partying 2 do!
Eric. Philly. Bam is my idol. Im almost pro. DC is thinking about signing me. Hope i get to meet him if i do go pro. Later on Bam and thejackass crew.
Xavier-SC- i wish i was as hot as preston. he has the nicest body!!!!
Dennis-Warwick,RI- YOU GUYS ARE AWSOME!!!!! AMERICA NEEDS MORE JACKASS!!!! PLZ MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE OR SEASON OF THE SHOW!!!!
Danielle-nj- I wanna be locked in that cage with dave so I can do nasty things to him!
JAROD I LIVE IN LOCKPORT YOU GUYS ARE MY JACKASS HEROS TXT ME BACK
Gaby- chicago- i love all of you guys! Pontius and Bam, you guys are soo hott! U should wish me a happy bday, i turn 18 today!!
Shelby_ N.C. _ u guys are so stupid! But I Luv yall! Bam is SOO HOT!
Paige - VA - Jackass World is 10 times better than watchin ANTM reruns all the time!I love you, Weeman!
Emily, colorado. I love all of you guys so much. Jackass rules!
Ashley-NC-I think u guys are awesome! yal r my heroes!!
Matthew OH Jackass is the sickest show ever
Lauren-Ohio-OMG YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY! LOL
Abby- Chicago- this is the funniest thing ever. I love the idea of jackass taking over mtv… Its the only decent thing on here! Thanks guys
Lenny-Montauk NY-What up guys you are my heros. My friend and I want to take a train to NYC. Would you let us in the studio?… We’ll do anything!
Lance Ohio Mtv should have this last a week instead 24 hours
Calla-Manchester,CT-Ehren is still hot even without hair! I love him!
Jay - Dirty Jersey - Bam, Steve-O, Johnny & Wee Wee Man lol you all are the coolest dudes in show biz!
Brandon-SC- whats the big deal i flick door stoppers all the time sometime i’ll just flick it all day…
McLovin joey o, wantagh li., bam u smell bad. like penis cheese and tuna. thanks.
Brett ridley bakersfield - I love jackass but wee man I know how you feel I am the shortest kid in my school I’m 12 and 4ft 6
Tatataliciouz-bay area CA-..I just want to stay that Chris pontius is the sexicioUz mAn I’ve ever seen!!!! Do u like black girls..??
Garret-Victorville california- i think of wee man when i take a Crap
Jackie-cali- i want to rape all of you! and me and my bf want to gang bang missy!
Jessica san diego you guy’s rock . There will never be anybody like you guy’s . One of a kind . Jackasses but legendary by far . Pure geniuses . Love you guy’s
Amber Monterrosa, california, hey. Has dave been 2 the bathroom? U jackasses rocks my world johnny i LOVE u
Jeg - Sacramento CA - I have a kitty I named Pontius after my fav wilder-dude.
Shannon Tacoma Can I steal Wee-Man? Pleeeeeease?
Ricardo-CA-weeman lets get muffed up!
Cheyenne-parker az. U guys rock! I love ur show i love all of u guys!especilly bam and missy we culd have a three sum lol<~!Stay in love!
Ivan - Arizona - jackass is the greatest thing to grace mankind, forget 24 hours get
your own channel!
Andy - Ca - I want a bionic dolphin.
Mandy from Brew City.Im 21 and I love Jackass!Thing is, I know I know I could beat Steve-O at his rap game! Ha. Love you anyways.Xo
Corey - ky - mama warned me about jackasses in mianus!