

Our next victim on “Who The Hell Are You?” is more than just some random drive-by of mine through the community. If anything it’s premeditated to the hilt. For the longest time now we’ve tried our best—I know, not saying much—to sow the seed of jackassworld throughout the Interweb on the cheap. We’ve made forays into a few “social networking” avenues, but the truth is many of us are just plain social nitwits. Okay, I’m sure Rick Kosick and Josh will take no small amount of offense to this, as they alone took on the Myspace and Facebook mantels, but when it seriously comes to the more “cutting edge” crap going on let’s just call a spade a spade and admit that we’re the cutlery equivalent to a butter knife. So we’ve recently enlisted the aid of a friend of ours who willingly stepped up to the plate to offer her knowledge and assistance in this arena. She goes by Ladyshark66, and here are her responsive parries to my silly thrusts… (more…)
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Did you ever know anyone named Dick Johnson? I’ve always wondered about parents who never took the future life and well being of their child into mind before saddling them with a name that’s sure to evoke playground ridicule. Shit, before we named our kid, my wife and I purposely sat down and tried to come up with the worst rhymes or jibes that could possibly be wrought from our name of choice in a bullying moment. Anyway, today’s community profile is on Mister Wine. That’s right, he’s the guy who won something random and of no intrinsic value off Wolfie’s desk for his entry into the jackassworld art competition and later filmed himself opening the package and subsequently scratching his kitchen table. Now here he is again in ten random questions of no intrinsic value. (more…)