

Okay, so now that you’ve seen all the jackass action figures, please meet the creative little bastard whose clay-twiddling fingers made ‘em: Nathaniel Merritt. I’d like to say he has a keen eye for detail, but his story about driving six-hours to meet April Margera leads me to believe otherwise. Read on…
Who are you, how old are you, and where are you from?
I’m just an average 19-year-old schmuck from Spencerport, NY, who idolizes Mr. Jack Nicholson.
more who the hell are you?

When I first got into this whole Interweb business with jackassworld I was a few years behind the curve (that might even be putting it mildly), so I had no clue there was this Interweb-speak going on behind closed doors. All this “LOL,” “PMSL,” and “ROTFLMAO” stuff was a relatively new world to me, you could say, but then there was this whole other thing going on with backslashes and asterisks and whatever other symbols could be gleaned and repurposed off the computer keyboard. I still haven’t embraced it—and I won’t, I refuse to reduce the English language to grasshopper shorthand—but I have found it necessary to school myself on a few things just to know what’s being said by 99.9-percent of the community. A lot of what I’ve picked up, though, came from Nyte, our longtime resident PC-defending, Balsac-battling, World of Warcraft-raiding, self-professed nerd—something I can readily respect. Well, aside from the PC thing, but whatever. To each their own!
Who the hell are you, how old are you, and where are you from?
I am known by many names: Nyte, Nyteblade, or Mandi (well, okay, maybe not “many” names). I’m a whopping 33-years-old, soon to be 34. Me and Seth of the Wolf Den share a birthday, isn’t that special? I hail from Alpharetta, Georgia. (more…)