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This particular member spotlight won’t be a surprise to some (RandyRos went and posted it in the discussion boards for fear of my technical “we the jerks at jackassworld reserve the right to edit your responses” clause), but I’ll be corked if the photos still aren’t stunners on the first, fourth, or even fifty-first glance. Hell, we even once made a “photo of the day” out of a busty billboard she made during the darker days of jackassworld to help promote our cause for the greater good of mankind. Because without humor there is no life, and where there is no life there is no death. Or something like that. (more…)

No small fan of the random, I naturally enjoy a good random comment on any of our daily posts (yes, I still steadfastly refuse to acknowledge the “B-word,” of which I am no fucking fan of at all). There are, however, varied degrees of random and not all random can be quantified as good random. Take that one fellow, for instance, who persists in leaving a simple “?” on most every post. Shit, at least “Your Name Here” had the common decency to make more than a passing fart out of his enigma and go fuck-all merry on the site. Anyway, I’ve always enjoyed the offhand musings of Grinning Ape. Then again, I’ve always enjoyed the humor in The Smiths’ lyrics, so there’s some kind of hand in glove for you.

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Well, the truth is there’s not a whole heck of a lot of news at the moment. And it’s not for the fact that nothing is going on—it’s quite the opposite really—it’s more of a case that you shouldn’t count your ducks before they hatch. Like that store I mentioned two weeks ago now. (more…)

For the handful of you who might actually be wondering why there haven’t been very many new installments of the jackassworld mail lately, the dip is directly proportionate to the decline in viewer mail that has graced our postal box recently. Fortunately for you, I have had time to sit around and hypothesize about the decline since there hasn’t been anything to open and have concocted a few theories. (more…)

Some of you may be wondering how I go about selecting members to spotlight here. Well, in most instances it’s very much at random whimsy, but for today’s ten question inquisition I hit the community toolbar tab to play “Joker’s Wild,” meaning whoever happened to be online at that moment and had the most interesting photo on the community landing page was going to be the subject du jour. Typically there’s no love between me and the fickle Vegas odds, but I’ll be dipped in toucan shit if I didn’t hit the jackpot…or is that jacktoilet? Anyway, meet Michelle86. (more…)

This weekend at jackassworld we’re celebrating orca awareness. Why, you may ask, are we taking to task what Sea World has apparently failed to do on a daily basis? Well, during the comments scroll on this Wednesday’s jackassworld live program, it became startlingly clear that several people did not know what an orca was. The clueless perps shall remain nameless (for now, anyway), but far be it from jackassworld to sidestep an educational opportunity—especially when it appears that Hollywood is the new public school system of the free world. (more…)

I’m actually starting to enjoy this feature. Not because I’m getting to know the community members here—frankly some of y’all scare me—but because I’m learning more about the world around me in the process. How to cuss in Croatian, where to find macaque in Gibraltar, and now, in researching the nether regions of Georgia, discovering a rather curious satanic homosexual murder mystery that took place in, of all places, Corpsewood Manor. (more…)

I was so overjoyed with yesterday’s audio enhanced photo of Johnny Knoxville that I just couldn’t wait to play with this new interactive feature again. Now if we could only manage to incorporate Smell-O-Vision. Then and only then could I walk away from this website without any true regrets. (more…)

Since we first started farting on the Interweb last December, I’ve watched the community swell to over 33,000 in number. Some forever not for better, some have gone and some remain, but one of the earlier members to be present here on the site was also physically so in the studio audience at our big 24-hour coming out party in February and, eight months later, still remains active to this day. I attribute this attentive quality not only to Laura Z’s being of a pre-ADD/MTV generation, but to her deeper understanding and appreciation of the spirit behind jackass—or perhaps more so that of Chris Pontius, infectious soul that he is. (more…)

And so, as the harvest season draws to a close, so does another half-ass work week here at jackassworld. Before getting into any questionably newsworthy details, though, I’d first like to apologize for the live show miscarriage this past Wednesday. Despite our best intentions the Halloween-themed edition of the jackassworld live show never panned out due to technical complications with our Ustream connection. We might have made up for this live shortcoming on Thursday or Friday, but we had other more important matters at hand to deal with, first and foremost filming with Eddie Barbanell. (more…)