3s that are better than bp3, by clyde singleton
I don’t know what it is about the Jigger Man that people go crazy about. The dude can’t grow a mustache. He copies anything that’s cool. And, furthermore, he gets a pass for biting by saying he’s “paying homage.” Really, breh? “Homage”? Jesus. Anyways. Jigger Man just released his third post-”retirement” album and not only does he come across as insecure as hell (check the track-listing and lyrics”, the Jigger Man has also taken it upon himself to let us know that he’s been brushing up on science with prolific lyrics like, “I’m half-man, half-mammal,” on his newest outing. With that being said, here’s more 3s that are better than BP3. Enjoy. —Clyde Singleton (more…)
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Clyde Singleton has a longstanding history with us that first truly began on a Big Brother "Rocky Mountain" road trip that he accompanied us on in 1996. The tour lasted no more than a week, but in that time frame he went through no less than four pair of underwear
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Recently, I received an email link and it seems as if some n!ggas out in Europe done linked up with some n!ggas in Nigeria—and formed a firm called "Nigaz". Well, ain't this about a beep. First off. I ain't even know Russia had n!ggas over there. Secondly.
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I'm not sure why we haven't linked to Clyde Singleton's site sooner, but here it is: Hustlemania.com. If you're unfamiliar with the ghettofabulous world of Clyde, there's currently a news article posted on the site that provides you with all the necessary blackground
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To close out the work week on a high note here is another enlightening glimpse into the psychological Thunderdome that occasionally doubles as the jackassworld office environment.
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quotes of the week
“i am having a great time in africa. tomorrow i am going on safari and then I’m heading up towards mozambique. i am learning to speak zulu and, to be honest, i think my penis is growing every day!”
—chris pontius, in an email update from africa
“wolfie’s gonna learn something today—get the flip cam out.”
—seth casriel, just before teaching greg wolf how to export a video clip
“i love giving sex advice. i did get a ‘c’ in sex ed, but my knowledge really comes from in the field experience.”
—shanna zablow, on her proposed new column for jackassworld (more…)
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Clyde is going to be contributing stuff to the site here in the near future, but before he could give me anything, he went and fucked off to the Tampa pro contest.
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