To close out the work week on a high note here is another enlightening glimpse into the psychological Thunderdome that occasionally doubles as the jackassworld office environment. But first a little back story lest this left field barrage leave you clueless and aghast. (more…)

“i am having a great time in africa. tomorrow i am going on safari and then I’m heading up towards mozambique. i am learning to speak zulu and, to be honest, i think my penis is growing every day!”
—chris pontius, in an email update from africa

“wolfie’s gonna learn something today—get the flip cam out.”
—seth casriel, just before teaching greg wolf how to export a video clip

“i love giving sex advice. i did get a ‘c’ in sex ed, but my knowledge really comes from in the field experience.”
—shanna zablow, on her proposed new column for jackassworld (more…)

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Clyde is going to be contributing stuff to the site here in the near future, but before he could give me anything, he went and fucked off to the Tampa pro contest. And then I didn’t hear from him. Which is perfectly normal for Clyde when he returns to Tampa every year. Black hole. Emphasis on the word “black.” Fortunately our friends at vitalskate.com found him and conducted this “grill session.”