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happy 40th anniversary, sesame street!

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These webclips feature stunts performed either by professionals or under the supervision of professionals. MTV and the producers must insist that no one attempt any activity performed on the site.

Yeah … I know. Everyone else and their blog is jumping on the Sesame Street train today, but if you would be so kind as to recall a certain puppeteering post from yesterday then you will realize I was in fact the engine in this choo-choo scenario. But let’s blow this puppet stand and jump a few tracks off the PBS block to head south of the equator to Australia, where men raised on the more innocent days of television draw upon Professor Henson’s educational teachings and take puppets to the next obscene level on Wildboyz. Because when the wonder of childhood is lost, and all the toys are broken, how else are we meant to entertain ourselves in a working world gone mad behind cubicles, counters, and desks? Mark Twain was onto something when he penned Huck Finn; I’m just not so sure America paid close enough attention other than to briefly crown it as a Great American Novel before grabbing the briefcase, catching the train, and making it to work before the whistle or boss man blew. Next stop … Willoughby!

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photo of the day – johnny knoxville and chris pontius
Johnny Knoxville playfully tugs and toys with the penis puppet of Chris Pontius for the amusement of a vine snake on jackass number two.
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“…gross and outrageous and, oddly enough, a turn-on.”
Steve-O flips, flails, and falls into elephant poo and, subsequently, hearts across America.
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photo of the day
A Day of the Dead dance party with Chris Pontius and Steve-O on Wildboyz.
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¡daytona de los muertos!
Chris Pontius and Steve-O celebrate a bone-jarring Daytona of the Dead in Mexico on Wildboyz.
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happy halloween!

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These webclips feature stunts performed either by professionals or under the supervision of professionals. MTV and the producers must insist that no one attempt any activity performed on the site.

And so it begins: All Hallow’s Eve. Did you know that the “American Werewolf (in London)” was actually filmed while the guys were over in England? It’s true. I would shit you not, nor shit on you for that matter. I may have a few strands of German heritage wound up in my DNA, but that doesn’t genetically mean that spielen mit scheisse is my cup of tea. Ah, tea time! Which must mean we’ve textually circled back to merry olde England after just a quick potty stop in Germany. Jolly good, guv’nor, just ignore me cockney and run along now. Incidentally, what I most appreciated about this silly footage of Chris Pontius* racing about barking mad in the streets of London as a rubber-headed werewolf is that someone on the crew—no matter how many pints of pils they may have been pissed on at the time—still had the presence of mind to carry out the mythic tale to its morning completion. Cheers! And Happy Halloween, ye wee masked bastards (except for Big Country, who has since proven he’s not wee in the least).

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welcome to hell
Chris Pontius and Steve-O bathe in the hell that is Rotorua, New Zealand, on Wildboyz.
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photos of the day – the jackass costume collection
Halloween costume suggestions from your fiends at jackass.
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wildboyz archive – tasmanian devil worship
Chris Pontius and Steve-O hold a Tasmanian Devil Worship ceremony while in Tasmania.
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photo of the day – tasmanian devil worship
Chris Pontius and Steve-O observe how the Tasmanian devil prefers to start with door number two on Wildboyz.
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