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the wildboyz – saving the animal kingdom one species at a time

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Following my sincere Canadarantings yesterday, I thought it best to address another great historical black eye in its history: The theft of its rightful oil-rich lands bordering the Pacific Ocean. I am, of course, referring to Alaska, one of only two states that are not a contiguous part of America, land of the brave, home of the free. But hey, that’s what a little foresight will do for a country, you know. Snooze you lose, and so on and so forth. We can’t help it if y’all were too busy playing mounties with the moose in the woods or drunkenly stumbling across the Northwest Territories in pursuit of the great reindeer migrations thinking they would lead you to Santa’s doorstep and an ever-loving goldmine of toys, toys, toys! And elves … don’t forget the elves. But who can blame you, really. We have our issues, too, first and foremost an extremely queer obsession with fame, celebrity, and color-coded Homeland Security threat levels. Want to save the world? Like really save the world? Stop paying attention to TMZ. Boycott People and US magazines. Don’t give a good goddamn what Amtrak mess Britney Spears or any of her carbon copy ilk have gotten themselves into this week. Because what words of wisdom did Bill Murray dispense to Christopher Makepeace and all the other underdogs in the summer camp classic Meatballs (1979)? “It just doesn’t matter.” Say it with me. “It just doesn’t matter … it just doesn’t matter … IT JUST DOESN’T MATTER!” But by god what does matter is that you don’t forget to reserve your ticket to see jackass 3D, coming October 15th, 2010, to a digitally-revolutionized theater near you! Power to the people!

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it’s 2010…
It is 2010, do you know where your liver is?
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snow boobs on snow tubes
Just a little snowed in fun to keep your winter chin up, buttercup.
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on this day in jackassworld holiday history…
A jackassworld Christmas memory from 2008 with all the crew and Sign of the Fox.
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never mind the arctic monkeys
Chris Pontius and Steve-O field test a pair of ice monkey costumes on the rugged and beast-filled terrain of Alaska on Wildboyz.
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happy birthday, jackassworld!

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These webclips feature stunts performed either by professionals or under the supervision of professionals. MTV and the producers must insist that no one attempt any activity performed on the site.

We’ve celebrated the birth of everyone else within our foster home of a universe, so why not toast the day jackassworld fell out of our collective butt and onto the Interweb for all to see and smell. Yep, two years ago to the rounded off day, jackassworld launched limp, went officially full mast on February 23, 2008 (a weekend that will surely live in infamy, although mostly because MTV isn’t afraid to rerun the shit out of old programming), and has since waxed and waned as any erection will do following two years of constant use and abuse. That said, you have to give it up to guys like Peter North and the Energizer Bunny. Anything that can withstand this kind of licking and keep on ticking deserves to be enshrined here. So happy birthday to us—well, and those of you in the community that can officially claim 2007 membership status, too. Suck it!

oh, dashing through the snow…
It may not be the Iditarod, but it sure as hell involves idiots. Chris Pontius and Steve-O flirt with frostbite behind an Alaskan dog sled team.
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a jackassworld holiday greeting card – the reindeer people
A jackassworld holiday greeting card.
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a wildboyz holiday burlesque extraganza
Manny Puig and Chris Pontius deconstruct the moose for the unlearned on Wildboyz.
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jackass archive – california bobsledding
Chris Pontius and Mike Kassak take to the rain-slicked slopes of Los Angeles for some old fashioned California bobsledding on jackass.
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