jackass: the lost tapes – bmx jousting
I’m not quire sure how this clip came to be banished from prior DVD releases, but so it did. Was it bad? Did it deserve to be punished so? Nay, verily some know-nothing, naive knave just couldn’t get with ye olde program. But now, now if you can pony up a pittance (a paltry $13.99 at Amazon), you too can kick back at the round table, gnaw on a turkey leg, and swill some mead while watching television-grade footage of this clip and more from yore, all of which can be owned on jackass: the lost tapes. And that’s about all the Camelotty crap I feel like pulling out of my duodenum, so for now just enjoy this incredibly close call between Bam Margera and an unwitting Razor totin’ kook that almost walked out and took the charge mid-tunnel. Holy crap! What a way that would’ve been to go: Walk out of some crummy college class only to be impaled by an industrial-sized dowel rod wielded by some knightly kook on a BMX bike. Well, it sure beats getting hit by a bus, I guess; or at least it’s something your family can joke about at the wake. Because buses, buses aren’t funny. Might as well save the cost of a coffin and just bury a pot of spaghetti if that’s your last blight in life.
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Bam Margera, Brandon Dicamillo, and Ryan Dunn get rowdy with shopping carts.
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I've said it before (I did! you'll see below!), but "Bucket Cars" was one of the greatest stunts to be pulled off in the short history of the jackass television series.
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It's that time again ... a trip down jackass memory lane, including one—no need to mention names now—whose memory needs a bit more help and prodding than others at times.
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It only makes sense that since April took the Mother\'s Day playlist honors this past May that we should assemble a salute to Phil for today.
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happy birthday, ryan dunn!
Lately several community members have inquired as to the whereabouts of Seth, a/k/a The Wolf Den. Clearly he’s gone missing from the site, but his absence is even more apparent in the office, where unconsumed boxes of donuts and Hostess treats are now piling up in ad nauseum in the kitchen. The only reason I bring this up now—in Ryan Dunn’s birthday post of all places—is because our once outstanding birthday montage assemblies have long since fallen off the editing assembly line. Maybe Seth growed up and got himself a real job (television), or maybe he’s just off in search of his precious (movies). Whatever the case, we would have sincerely liked to present Ryan Dunn (and you) with a neatly edited reel of his best and most haggard moments on jackass, but instead he (and you) will have to settle for a long-form playlist that will take much longer to consume than the time it would take Seth to chow down a family-size box of Ding-Dongs. (more…)
Okay, first of all you shouldn't be dicking around on the Interweb right now. You should be out celebrating your mother in some fashion (unless, however, you are a mother and this is how you've chosen to spend your reprieve today from household obligations).
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Devout followers of the CKY legacy will surely have this fit of trampolining madness from West Chester stored somewhere on tape or DVD.
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I don't know about other parts of the world at present, but here in the promised land of California spring is definitely in the air.
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I'm not exactly sure this phrase has been coined yet in the entertainment industry, but I've since gone off the grid to pirate the jackass archive posts and turn them into "tent pole promotional spots"
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