happy birthday, bam!
It’s that celebratory time of year again, when I wonder aloud how in the whole wide world was it possible for two darn near angelic parents to conceive a damn near hell spawn of a bouncing baby boy. But it certainly has made for an eventful life and times in the Margera household and I know Phil and April wouldn’t have had it any other way. So, in celebration of Bam’s birth on earth, here’s a montage of moments spanning the last eleven odd years of his life on CKY and jackass.
more april margera
I've said it before (I did! you'll see below!), but "Bucket Cars" was one of the greatest stunts to be pulled off in the short history of the jackass television series.
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It's that time again ... a trip down jackass memory lane, including one—no need to mention names now—whose memory needs a bit more help and prodding than others at times.
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It only makes sense that since April took the Mother\'s Day playlist honors this past May that we should assemble a salute to Phil for today.
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Lately several community members have inquired as to the whereabouts of Seth, a/k/a The Wolf Den. Clearly he's gone missing from the site, but his absence is even more apparent in the office, where unconsumed boxes of donuts and Hostess treats are now piling up in ad nauseum in the kitchen.
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april cooks – featuring loomis
Loomis is an anomaly. While other people fret, fritter, and wile away the day worrying about their dietary intake and strategies, Loomis has maintained a more or less consistent diet of Pop Tarts and Captain Morgan (excepting that time in Ireland when he switched to fish and red wine). You would think this unorthodox form of sustenance would surely affect him in some manner, right? But the thing is, no, he looks exactly the same as he did when I first met him twelve years ago (aside from minor wardrobe changes). So on one hand it leads you to believe that preservatives really are a good thing. On the other it totally debunks that whole nutritional pyramid scheme. (No surprise there … I’ve always suspected it was a sham to begin with, one most likely designed, propagated, and financially bolstered by undisclosed special interests groups and the Illuminati, hence its striking similarity to the secret society’s chief icon.) Stupid food chart. (more…)
Okay, first of all you shouldn't be dicking around on the Interweb right now. You should be out celebrating your mother in some fashion (unless, however, you are a mother and this is how you've chosen to spend your reprieve today from household obligations).
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For this past week's episode of ABC's Dancing With The Stars, Phil and April Margera made a special trek out to Hollywood in an outstanding show of support for Steve-O.
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