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Here we go again! Let’s see which one of you can correctly guess what this frothy concoction is. Enjoy!

—Dimitry Elyashkevich (more…)

This photo was shot at the Hustler Magazine 25th anniversary party. I don’t know why I am planting a fat one on Mr. Flynt in this photo. He didn’t let us park in the building, we never got year-end bonuses, he didn’t even know how to pronounce my name—and he fired me! Oh yeah … free porn. That’s right. (more…)

Congratulations to thecannonball57, the first community member to correctly guess doodie in a bowl. I should have had a contest to guess what the heck I ate for it to come out so green? I know this happened to me on the Nitro Circus shoot in Panama, so perhaps a naughty little Puerto Rican Popeye leprechaun puked up a can of spinach in my mouth while I was asleep. Maybe all the greens I consumed in Jamaica before Puerto Rico had decided to get out at once. I don’t know, but at least there’s photographic evidence of the true work of art that came out of me. —Dimitry Elyashkevich (more…)

Before you is an image that is part of a larger image. Now it’s time for you guys to try and guess what exactly you are looking at. You don’t win shit except the entire image when your guesses start sucking. I’m sure you can figure it out, but creativity also counts, so let those imaginations run wild. Don’t forget: You don’t win a thing. Just thought I’d remind you rabid bloodsuckers. —Dimitry Elyashkevich
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(Cartoon by: Sean Delonas/NY Post)

The sensational publication that brought you headlines like “Headless Body Found in Topless Bar” has put itself on the map. Yesterday, the New York Post printed a cartoon of two white cops that just shot dead a chimp while discussing current events. It just goes to show you how calm and cool officers of the law are. Even while being attacked by a vicious chimp that was probably high on crack cocaine and marijuana, they still have time to discuss the state of the nation. (more…)

Shortly after the first season of jackass, Steve-O decided it was time for him to pack up his worldly possessions and head west. I rode with Steve-O in his maroon ‘86 Grand Marquis from Panama City, Florida, to Hollywood, California. We shared hotel rooms the entire way and Steve-O did most of the driving. I didn’t know how heavy a sleeper he was at the time so I went for the quickest and tastiest footage I could get. Who can’t resist a bro sleeping with his mouth open? (more…)

Ever since I got rid of my $100 a month cable service my life has improved somewhat. I watch less “drek“  and more free quality TV through my rabbit ear antenna. Besides the great shit on PBS, every Sunday night I am treated to the Fox animation lineup, which includes The Simpsons and my favorite, Family Guy. This particular premiere episode was a jackass parody for the entire first act! What the fuck! They’ve done parodies before, like when Stew-O beat up his dad ala Bam, but this was the storyline of the show. They even did the “clipper cam” bit which is quite close to my heart. An air of pride and accomplishment filled my studio apartment as Mat Hoffman, Jason Searcy, and Shelton inhaled some of that air. Thanks Seth MacFarlane! Why don’t you go ahead and send me a signed cel of that clipper cam shot there, pal? The one that ends the act (you know what I’m talking about, the one where Peter gets buzzed when he’s down). Oh yeah! Let’s make that happen. —Dimitry Elyashkevich

Since we just started getting all the Gumball Rally footage into the editing box earlier this week, the chances of you web potatoes actually seeing any footage any time soon is low. Lower than Wolfie winning a medal in Beijing, unless it’s going to be at the paralympics. But here is a slideshow of some of our trip. All these photos were shot on film and then cross-processed. It’s a gimmicky technique, but still looks better than digital. Expect some moving pictures soon…but not too soon, so suck it.

To this day, Ehren swears that he knew the whole thing was a prank. Well, give the man a goddamn Academy award! He ate pubes! Ehren you are an idiot! But an American nonetheless. Our thoughts go out to all the families that 9/11 has affected. Peace.

(This special video presentation of “Terror Taxi – Behind the Scenes” was brought to you courtesy of the extra-features section on the jackass 2.5 DVD, which can be purchased for 1,999 pennies from our storefront operation here.)

This shit is sick.

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