jackassworld

I don’t know what it is about the Jigger Man that people go crazy about. The dude can’t grow a mustache. He copies anything that’s cool. And, furthermore, he gets a pass for biting by saying he’s “paying homage.” Really, breh? “Homage”? Jesus. Anyways. Jigger Man just released his third post-”retirement” album and not only does he come across as insecure as hell (check the track-listing and lyrics”, the Jigger Man has also taken it upon himself to let us know that he’s been brushing up on science with prolific lyrics like, “I’m half-man, half-mammal,” on his newest outing. With that being said, here’s more 3s that are better than BP3. Enjoy. —Clyde Singleton (more…)

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Recently, I received an email link and it seems as if some n!ggas out in Europe done linked up with some n!ggas in Nigeria—and formed a firm called “Nigaz”. Well, ain’t this about a beep. First off. I ain’t even know Russia had n!ggas over there. Secondly. Even by some random chance there was a n!gga or two over there, who the fukk takes a n!gga in a Russian Trooper hat seriously, anyways? I mean, personally, I don’t even take a n!gga in a trucker hat seriously. (more…)

I’d like to announce, once again, that bigbrotherskateboarding.com is coming soon. We’re working hard on making sure that when it launches it’s a full and functioning website with lots of content. We don’t want to open the restaurant before we’ve finished stocking the kitchen. We kind of need to finish building the kitchen, actually. And the dining room. One of the people we’ve brought in to help is our old friend and pro skater, Clyde Singleton. Clyde was one of the most popular writers and personalities in Big Brother. —Carnie

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