jackassworld

My god … have you ever seen a whiter collection of briefs? Suck it, Calvin Klein! Granted, they’re not all sized correctly, but in a hot, humid, and fetid climate like Mumbai’s you need all the ventilation and breathability you can get. Otherwise, if you’re not careful, your junk can go bad. It’s true, just ask any fertility specialist. The sperm will go belly up, the testes will swell, all sorts of wicked rashes will roil across the scrotum like solar storms on the surface of the sun, and that’s just for starters. So if you’re planning on traveling to India in the near future, please remember to pack light and loose. Not only will your garbage thank you, but should the native bacteria get the best of your digestive system you’re gonna need that spare room in the trunk for Depends.

(photo by Sean Cliver; Mumbai, India; 2006)