jackassworld

After the three-toed amphiuma photo the other day, I wondered if there was anything else in the Wildboyz photo archive that surpassed its level of sex appeal. There’s a lot that comes close—real close—but for sheer sexy I’m not so sure that particular shot is topable. Toppable? Topabble? Toppababble? Fuck it, new word time: Topable, something incapable of being surpassed in its extreme level of intimacy no matter which way it is mounted. You can write that in the margin of your pocket Websters or Oxford dictionary later. Anyway, perhaps “top-offable” would be a more proper usage in this “Bend over, boy!” or “Fill ‘er up!” sense, but in rooting about I did run across this shot of the two all twixt up in a heated game of “Gator Twister”. In some way I suppose it is even more uncomfortable than the amphiuma examination, if only by the addition of teeth to the mix, but that’s just what makes the Wildboyz outstanding in their field. Where exactly that field is located, I still have no idea, but that’s generally how it goes with pioneers and tough love.

(photo by Dimitry Elyashkevich; Louisiana; 2004)