photo of the day – johnny knoxville
Or is it the Not So Great and Pretty Half-Ass Pumpkin, Charlie Brown? I’d almost say the latter if it wasn’t for the shoes. Those are always a dead giveaway. But if you’re wondering about that bulge in his pants—and I know a few of you are—rest assured that’s not all him. It’s a cup. Knoxville may not be smart, but he’s certainly no dummy when it comes to self-respecting his dingaling. Well wait, you say, what about that jacked up urethra of his? To that all I have to say is he had a momentary lapse of reason and I really don’t think he had any idea of the potential risks involved with back-flipping a motorbike for the first time. Least of all that the bike would be magnetically attracted to his south pole.
(photo by Sean Cliver; Los Angeles, CA; 2000)
