photo of the day – you tell me

Well, it’s Friday here at jackassworld, which can only mean it’s time for your creative writing class. Like it or not. But what’s not to like about this photo? Taken out of context it looks vaguely incriminating, doesn’t it? So, in 25 words or less and pretending you have no prior awareness of jackass, Chris Pontius, or the “Body in Trunk” segment, please describe a hypothetical scenario for what appears to be going down in this photo. You will not be graded, but will most likely judged and/or ridiculed by your community peers.

(photo by Sean Cliver; Los Angeles, CA; 2000)