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Call off the evolutionary watchdogs … the missing link between homo neanderthalensis and homo erectus has been found! The man (everything checked out under the hood) has since been classified as homo ungasmashus or “Canada Man” by scientists outstanding in a field, many of whom are fascinated by his keen ear for sound and remarkably dexterous abilities to wield a long, boom-like pole and twiddle with small mixing board knobs. When praised for these actions, Canada Man proudly stated, “Opposable thumbs work GOOD!” So on the heels of this momentous discovery for all mankind, I apologize for decrying a certain holiday the other day. Apparently the Canadians have good reason to celebrate Thanksgiving after all.

P.S. Cordell, I honestly don’t know what compels me to do dumb stuff like this, but I can assure you it’s nothing that needs to be physically beaten out of me.