jackassworld

Well, it’s not exactly what you could call “caged heat,” especially if you do a Google search, but it certainly makes one think … about what, I’m not sure, but if it’s anything of a fetishistic sort then I sternly suggest you look into some kind of personal therapy. I would possibly go so far as to make some sort of sausage casing crack, but that would be very unfair to Wolfie here seeing as Jeff Tremaine all but physically forced him into the cage. Actually, we kind of did have to physically force him into the cage as the door was not so big and Wolfie not so limber. And maybe that’s why he looks so scared here? But I swear we’re not bad people.

Anyway, I’m not sure where else I can go with this now, but there was this one time on a Big Brother road trip in 1994 that Rick Kosick got in a cage and we used the resulting image in a subscribe ad (Big Brother issue 12). I’m not sure how much of an incentive a nude, bound, and gagged man in a dog cage is for a 14-year-old boy to subscribe to a magazine, but we were never the brightest bulbs in the box when it came to marketing Big Brother or expanding its readership. We were more of the Kevin Costner frame of mind then that if you build it they will come … kind of like this website, now that I think about it. Hmm… maybe we should’ve gone into the rubber butt and vagina business instead?

(photo by Sean Cliver; Riverside, CA; 2009)